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  1. So relieved to know that coast-to-coast sweaty balls are a thing of the past.Thank u www.freshballs.com for making the world a better place. 1:53 PM Dec 15th from web
  2. @CrystalPosey Thanks Crystal. I just wanted to tell her how much she meant to me and how fortunate I feel that our paths crossed. 10:06 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to CrystalPosey
  3. @Whatevah_Beotch Sorry I guess I won't be the next Tiger Woods. 10:00 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to Whatevah_Beotch
  4. I love my wife and I am more than happy to tell the entire world, http://matthewshifley.blogspot.com/ 9:57 PM Dec 14th from web
  5. @natescafe I can imagine just getting out of WV is enough to make you pee your pants. 10:39 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck in reply to natescafe
  6. @SantaMFClaus For you Mr. MFClaus, http://www.sketchysantas.com/ 9:29 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to SantaMFClaus
  7. Updated version of "Eye of the Tiger," http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJYAOYngCw&feature=player_embedded#at=33. 9:29 AM Dec 10th from web
  8. @natescafe Saw that you were moving to Alabama. A little bit closer to Idaho, and maybe some classier rednecks. 9:05 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck in reply to natescafe
  9. Another Tiger Woods mistress, http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/12/more-tiger-woods-mistresses 10:06 PM Dec 8th from web
  10. @hmaboi No. Just being silly and tired of seeing Mafia War and Farmville updates. 9:41 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to hmaboi
  11. Karl Marx pick-up line ... What time do you get off work? 'Cause I feel an uprising developing in my lower class. 9:40 PM Dec 8th from web
  12. I think Facebook needs to add a "I could give two shits" button as on option on people's status updates. 9:33 PM Dec 8th from web
  13. I am expecting the unexpected today because I spent all day yesterday unexpecting the expected. 11:27 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. Well thanks to Mother Nature I got to write my name in the snow today. The fat basset isn't the only one who can make yellow snow. 11:22 PM Dec 7th from web
  15. And I will finally admit that I thought for the longest time that Ed Hardy was a WWE wrestler & not a fashion guru. I need to get out more. 11:15 PM Dec 7th from web
  16. No I am not interviewing for the Notre Dame coaching job but I did update my blog, http://matthewshifley.blogspot.com/ 11:14 PM Dec 7th from web
  17. @cp2006 I am going to watch Transformers in Blu-Ray this weekend. I heard it was not great but the special fx should be awesome in blu-ray 2:58 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to CrystalPosey
  18. @cp2006 Thanks for the info. Look forward to checking it out. 1:35 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to CrystalPosey
  19. RT @bushmensafaris: A sign of the times: Updating your relationship status at the altar, http://bit.ly/7EWOH4 10:44 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  20. @cp2006 Looking forward to hearing your final review of the movie. Might have to move it up in the Netflix queue if it turns out good. 10:41 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to CrystalPosey
  • Name Matt Shifley
  • Location Boise, ID
  • Web http://matthewshi...
  • Bio I'm just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
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