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  1. I want to be reincarnated. I think I just mispelled the thing I want to be. Typical fucking me. about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  2. I've been broke for a decade. A fucking decade! I've never been to Europe and I am not happy about that. I am a sad story. leave me alone. about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  3. Timmy Williams' "Farewell NYC" show is in one hour @ Piano's in the LES. 8PM. I will be there flirting with his wife so come stop me! 4:00 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  4. I want to have a real "Saturday night" tonight. If you have real "Saturday night" plans, message me and let's make it happen. 1:41 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. I need a job sooo badly. Please help me if you can. Come to Thanksgiving CSL @ Kabin tonight. Great lineup & Free microwave dinners. 12:26 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. Come to the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn (361 Metropolitan ave. Lorimer stop off the L) @ 9PM tonight (11/22/09). Yea Boyee. 12:15 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. You can see Donald Glover tonight @ 'The Creek' in LIC @ 11PM and it's free? I will be performing too? Awesome. 2:09 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. NOLA, if you hurry up and get to 'La Nuit Theater' by 8PM tonight, you can see Brent Weinbach & Sam Brown & More & Me. 9-0 funny. 5:21 PM Nov 15th from web
  9. NOLA people. You can see Brent Weinbach and I tonight @ 'La Nuit theater' @ 10PM. UPT Corner of Freret & Soniat. Motherfucker. 4:35 PM Nov 14th from mobile web
  10. Also that song "rockin robin" has a new meaing now because of twitter. 5:07 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  11. There's a Sytem of a down song caled "sugar". I have it stuck in my head only "sugar" is replaced by "twitter". 5:06 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  12. I've had a slight headache for the past 2 years. 3:58 PM Nov 9th from mobile web
  13. Beautiful women and stupid men are abundant here in ATL. What more could a Comedian ask for? 3:51 PM Nov 9th from mobile web
  14. Still in ATL. They like comedy here. They like Gay people and Black people too 3:48 PM Nov 9th from mobile web
  15. I can't believe what I just saw... 11:04 AM Oct 31st from web
  16. Sean O'Conner? Myq Kaplan? Roger Hailes? Victor Varnado? Mike Lawrence? Yes! You can see them on "CSL" @ 'Kabin' (92 2nd ave) tonight @9PM 3:41 PM Oct 29th from mobile web
  17. Do you have a favorite Asian? I'm liking Phillipinos a lot these days. 1:56 PM Oct 29th from mobile web
  18. Yes, "Scorpiosis" is tonight (10/16) at 'The Creek' (10-93 Jackson ave. LIC, Queens) at 8PM. Team Submarine will be onstage. 10:00 AM Oct 16th from web
  19. Anthony Jeselnik, Ted Alexandro, those are just a couple of the comics on CSL at 'Kabin' tonight. 9PM 11:34 AM Oct 15th from web
  20. I will be performing as well as perfroming 10:49 AM Oct 14th from web