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♫ Oh hot damn/ I'm attacking Molly's jam / she keeps on hating me / to the AM ♫8:43 PM Jul 4thfrom web
♫ Drinking alone, again / in Scrubby Ruettiville / Searching for my / last plateful of cod ♫11:54 AM Jul 4thfrom web
Oh snap. Fireworks? I don't think so.6:32 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
♫ God bless America / Land that I scrub / Stand beside her / and guide her / Through the night / with the light / from the scrubs. ♫6:14 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Good news: Almost two weeks since I peed on sumthin. Bad news: Mom travels tomorrow. We'll see if I can keeps my pees to myself.6:46 AM Jun 27thfrom web