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  1. After riding my bike into work on cold SEPTA strike days, I cannot feel my right hand middle finger. Concidence? I doubt it.
  2. to be honest, they all just look so tired. come on boys. we are right behind you.
  3. OH MY GOD WE KNOW WHO IS STANDING ON DECK JOE. JUST SHUT UP. WE ARE VERY NERVOUS.
  4. kate hudson get the hell out of our park
  5. oh my god Fox. Just stop existing.
  6. is chan ho scraping dirt off the bottom of his shoes? that is so asian.
  7. i hate everything that comes out of joe buck's mouth. also, i hate joe buck.
  8. I should not be allowed to eat jam unsupervised.
  9. amanda horton = greatness
  10. BRING IT ON NEW YORK BITCHES
  11. Jayson werth is gonna get laid tonight!
  12. i ate salad with my dinner tonight. i don't know what to think of that.
  13. there are only so many giant cans of chicken soup I can consume before I start questioning if this life is really worth all of the peeing.
  14. i am so tired i can't feel my elbows. is that even a thing?
  15. there is a mosquito just waiting for me back home. hold me, i'm scared.
  16. I just ate enough egg salad to kill a small child.
  17. it's official. i have a serious crush on alec baldwin. it's the deep voice coupled with the beer belly that get's me off.
  18. was looking for something to dip into my honey when I suddenly saw my fingers. hellooooo sticky fingers!
  19. DEAR SCHEDULE, PLEASE STOP BEING UNWIELDY. THANKS. LOVE, ADINA
  20. Life is crazy. Thank God for good friends.