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  1. @guymurphy Then let slip the dogs of war. So begins the War of BIG thinking #woBt about 6 hours ago from web in reply to guymurphy
  2. @guymurphy We should probably just bow and stare ferociously for what feels like an age but in reality is a few seconds about 6 hours ago from web in reply to guymurphy
  3. @Elika Last Xmas I nogged myself into the New Year and back again. After the migraines went I remembered the time in hospital fondly 8:35 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Elika
  4. @Elika Smoke yourself into the middle of next week. You'll regret it later in life, but today will feel unbelievable 8:30 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Elika
  5. @serafinowicz Sigmund Fudd 7:55 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to serafinowicz
  6. I love the background to my Twitter page. Its elegance is standing the test of time a treat 7:54 AM Nov 27th from web
  7. @contagiousmag Definitely the use of social media as a form of protection: http://is.gd/54Hju 7:02 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to contagiousmag
  8. http://twitpic.com/r61uw - Using Twuffer to schedule a loud AWOOGA at 2am to startle the life out of the USA and Australia 6:57 AM Nov 27th from TwitPic
  9. The best solution I've got for @Holycow is a dead monkey lending library. It's not a perfect solution by a LONG chalk 6:50 AM Nov 27th from web
  10. @Holycow Another stumbling block to the monkey library: rubber stamping return dates onto their paws. Rather you than me 6:47 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Holycow
  11. Just caught Herman going through the phone book with a highlighter. His 'enemies' are now coded in fluorescent pink 6:45 AM Nov 27th from web
  12. @adlandcreative We need a catering assistant in Dorking: http://www.jobsretail.co.uk... 6:39 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to adlandcreative
  13. @TomGriffola Just press redial and bellow "AWOOGA" to the last person you phoned 6:37 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to TomGriffola
  14. @Holycow I think the concept might stumble early on: monkeys will NOT like being shushed by aggressive librarians 6:37 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Holycow
  15. @Holycow Is The Time-Traveller's Marmoset still on loan? In that case I'll just have Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Gibbon 6:36 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Holycow
  16. @iboy I'd love to lend everyone a macaque, but I'm not some kind of monkey library 6:23 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to iboy
  17. @iboy Let a macaque have a go at it 6:15 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to iboy
  18. I'm buying up Google adwords for 'macaque', 'macaque attack', 'monkey frenzy' and 'competitive car insurance' 6:10 AM Nov 27th from web
  19. @neilperkin Context and mind-crushing fear 6:08 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to neilperkin
  20. Reading my old blog, I've just remembered I invented bacon receptors in the brain too. Sometimes my insight is staggering 6:06 AM Nov 27th from web