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  1. "I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?"
  2. GO TO A COFFEE SHOP
  3. Neighbors across hall, I am pretty sure, are breaking up in the hallway. I should tell them its supposed to be on neutral ground.
  4. I remember when this apartment building used to be quiet. They'll ask me someday what it was like. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
  5. AND being charged 30 dollars for the pleasure.
  6. You know what I underestimated? The sales of THE GATHERING STORM. Who knew people wouldn't be pissed off at one book being split into 3
  7. I could open the door to let in fresh air, but that's just what this weather WANTS me to do. I'll keep the door closed thankyouverymuch.
  8. Ok, guy in shorts and tshirt ... give up the ghost, it's November 22.
  9. RT @sarahw: RT @PublishersLunch Borders UK "On the Verge of Collapse" http://bit.ly/08FiyLf #plnws
  10. i think this catfood tastes an awful lot like salmon...
  11. I'm an insider now.
  12. No joke: I read on twitter Oprah is done, I tell Nancy, there's a Harpo Producer checking out who tells the whole story!
  13. We probably (definitely) won't carry your self-published book unless you live in Chicago. Just sayin'
  14. Guess how many puns in those last two tweets? There were nine. All of them camouflaged.
  15. Co-op. Different than the coop of chickens we have in the back. Takes a lot of chickens to keep a bookstore running.
  16. I thought the coop lady was supposed to call today. She hasn't. I feel spurned.
  17. Snoozy day at the bookhut. Pants optional?
  18. My boss saw my twitter account. Thank god I removed all of those references to the drug cartel I run in northern Columbia
  19. This is a clue for how to get people excitted about reading: televise award ceremonies instead of 3rd hand twitter updates.
  20. Maybe eggers decided to start the mambo? #nba09