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  1. Here's why you should give a shit about what happened at Copenhagen: http://ow.ly/OiFM (via @vegansaurus) 9:57 AM Dec 21st from web
  2. a scale model of scrooge mcduck's $ bin: http://ow.ly/NxRw MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. actually, it would be complete if i owned that. life sized. 2:46 PM Dec 18th from web
  3. @bitterbiscuit awww...sweetest tweet if the day! Except the watch bit! Hehehe 10:14 AM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to bitterbiscuit
  4. @lil_marb ADRI! I'm so sorry! That is VERY UNCOOL. I hope that person gets herpes! Of the crotch! 6:32 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to lil_marb
  5. @veganshani congratulations!! 6:31 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to veganshani
  6. @AnimalRightsCom I'm vegan! Vegans are the best! 8:29 AM Dec 12th from Echofon in reply to AnimalRightsCom
  7. @quarrygirl congratulations!! 8:42 AM Dec 11th from Echofon in reply to quarrygirl
  8. @susie_c no girl, you was screwed!! 7:30 AM Dec 9th from Echofon in reply to susie_c
  9. If McSweeney's or Dave Eggers shows up in my Twitter stream one more time today, I'm gonna start graphically describing my bunions. 3:24 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
  10. My mom just wished a group of Hasidic Jews a very merry christmas! 1:13 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
  11. My mom and her siblings joke about killing each other A LOT. 12:52 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
  12. Man, I forgot how many people in NYC wear fur. I've lost count of how many times I've said, "anally & vaginally electrocuted" today! 10:10 AM Dec 8th from Echofon
  13. My mom is lecturing me on buying gold. She ends with, "Laura, you want to buy some gold? Too late, your mom already has it all!" 7:43 AM Dec 8th from Echofon
  14. Forcing Jonas to watch SYTYCD. I think in return I have to give him a kidney. 5:10 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  15. RT @SFVeganBakeSale: WE MADE $4,200 FOR FOOD EMPOWERMENT PROJECT AND SAVEABUNNY TODAY! You're all beautiful! We wanna make out w/ the world! 4:46 PM Dec 5th from Echofon
  16. @susie_c good luck! And next one!! 10:59 PM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to susie_c
  17. Getting together all the stuff I need for vegan hot chocolate...gonna have gallons of this deliciousness @sfveganbakesale tomorrow! 7:46 PM Dec 4th from Echofon
  18. Also, what's w the DMV? It's like a portal to another freakier dimension. I think I'm the only person here w a full set of teeth. I like it. 1:22 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
  19. The man behind me in line at the DMV is having a better conversation with himself than I've ever had with anyone. 1:19 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
  20. @ralphman i get it! that is the most valid pro-gap argument i've heard all day. also, that kid is adorable and deserves the best! 3:57 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to ralphman