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  1. @foodeater I'll take you! When are you here!?
  2. @veganinberlin cute!! I <3 the dresses!
  3. All I want to eat for rest of my life are vegan ike's sandwiches & vegan pumpkin white russians. And still I rise! For brunch at weird fish!
  4. RT @pshapiro 800,000 hens burn alive. Nation's largest egg producer: "the financial impact of the fire will be minimal." http://bit.ly/9NIZp
  5. @Nebraskalaska Cat Ripkin!?
  6. @biz or "Make it Hertz So Good!" ? Or is that just gross? It's kinda gross but I'm feeling it.
  7. getting ready for @mumblingmynah's Super Sweet 16. He's throwing a hissy fit b/c he didn't get the type of lexus he wanted! #ifuckedup
  8. @topcarrot forget klondike bars! i'd kill a man 4 vanilla macaroons from babycakes! http://bit.ly/bRzPu
  9. @meganallison jane jacob's old townhouse on hudson is for sale! only 3.5 mil! http://ow.ly/gWcd
  10. at 12:34:56 07/08/09 it will be 12:34:56 07/08/09. i love dorky crap like this. I'm gonna celebrate by getting high. (via @molotess)
  11. when i hear usher's "love in da club" (it's regularly), i imagine the chick being all, "NO, i don't want to have SEX in a NIGHTCLUB! HELP!"
  12. oh, snap! i'm broke-ass of the week: http://ow.ly/gH66! Plz leave a comment about vegan farts smelling like roses because EFF THAT THEY DO.
  13. @veganinberlin i want to eat at that restaurant very badly!
  14. #mumblingmynah #jonasbirthdayismoreimportantthanMJ'sMemorial #nothingpersonal,MJ
  15. @patriciabragg it's @mumblingmynah's birthday, i know he'd like nothing more than birthday well wishes from his favorite health crusader!
  16. @jordanpattern would enjoy both of those things brought to me in bed right about now!
  17. jonas has never heard the song "mambo italiano" before! he was apparently raised in a cave! A cave with no Italian mobsters!
  18. @quarrygirl i think facebook wants us to get lost in the labyrinth and never come out!
  19. @quarrygirl done! somehow made vegansaurus a fan of quarrygirl too! cool! and all very mysterious, still not sure how i did that! but cool!
  20. Takin @mumblingmynah out to celebrate (near) completion of his latest comic! I think Attic b/c $3 hh & dogs allowed. Nothin but the best!