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  1. Here's why you should give a shit about what happened at Copenhagen: http://ow.ly/OiFM (via @vegansaurus)
  2. a scale model of scrooge mcduck's $ bin: http://ow.ly/NxRw MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. actually, it would be complete if i owned that. life sized.
  3. @bitterbiscuit awww...sweetest tweet if the day! Except the watch bit! Hehehe
  4. @lil_marb ADRI! I'm so sorry! That is VERY UNCOOL. I hope that person gets herpes! Of the crotch!
  5. @veganshani congratulations!!
  6. @AnimalRightsCom I'm vegan! Vegans are the best!
  7. @quarrygirl congratulations!!
  8. @susie_c no girl, you was screwed!!
  9. If McSweeney's or Dave Eggers shows up in my Twitter stream one more time today, I'm gonna start graphically describing my bunions.
  10. My mom just wished a group of Hasidic Jews a very merry christmas!
  11. My mom and her siblings joke about killing each other A LOT.
  12. Man, I forgot how many people in NYC wear fur. I've lost count of how many times I've said, "anally & vaginally electrocuted" today!
  13. My mom is lecturing me on buying gold. She ends with, "Laura, you want to buy some gold? Too late, your mom already has it all!"
  14. Forcing Jonas to watch SYTYCD. I think in return I have to give him a kidney.
  15. RT @SFVeganBakeSale: WE MADE $4,200 FOR FOOD EMPOWERMENT PROJECT AND SAVEABUNNY TODAY! You're all beautiful! We wanna make out w/ the world!
  16. @susie_c good luck! And next one!!
  17. Getting together all the stuff I need for vegan hot chocolate...gonna have gallons of this deliciousness @sfveganbakesale tomorrow!
  18. Also, what's w the DMV? It's like a portal to another freakier dimension. I think I'm the only person here w a full set of teeth. I like it.
  19. The man behind me in line at the DMV is having a better conversation with himself than I've ever had with anyone.
  20. @ralphman i get it! that is the most valid pro-gap argument i've heard all day. also, that kid is adorable and deserves the best!