mrpaulryan
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RT @: I'm going to be having a penis tasting at my house later if any of you lovely ladies are interested.
about 4 hours ago
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Okay, a real person will pick up the phone and yell at you for calling the wrong department. But if you yell at them back, they'll help you.
about 16 hours ago
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If anyone's having trouble getting ahold of the California Unemployment office, try (213) 744-2137. A real person will pick up the phone!
about 20 hours ago
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Anyone interested in seeing Avatar this weekend? For serious. It looks really cool.
1:16 AM Dec 17th
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Can I say how much I hate HDR photography? Combining images in Photoshop does not equal talent, people.
11:42 PM Dec 15th
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I know it was 24 years ago, but I'm now mad at Tina Turner for ruining Mad Max 3.
7:26 PM Dec 15th
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I can't figure out what to get my dad for Christmas. Maybe I'll just get him gift certificates for sex with my mom.
4:08 PM Dec 15th
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Vicodin + lots of caffeine = way too happy Paul.
6:59 PM Dec 13th
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The year 2009 only has 18 days left, and I am happily beating it to death with a shovel. What an awful year.
3:19 PM Dec 13th
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That Target ad where the guy buys the girl a necklace and she says "I didn't think we were there yet" is depressing the shit out of me.
9:35 PM Dec 12th
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Rudolph's nose was red because his mom fucked a clown.
8:07 PM Dec 12th
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@ The Weather Underground, Overnight.
4:05 PM Dec 12th
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Twitter really needs to do something about the spam bots. They've once again made trending topics worthless.
11:20 PM Dec 11th
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@ Big Bang Theory and Community are pretty much my favorite shows on TV right now. Bazinga.
8:06 PM Dec 11th
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in reply to rickward
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@ After months of research, I have to admit you were right about only black people doing trending topics that start with a #.
7:07 PM Dec 11th
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I'd like "How I Met Your Mother" a lot better if the lead character weren't such an enormous vagina.
7:03 PM Dec 11th
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@ Actually, hot food/liquids are forbidden for the next few days. I'm doing good, though. Very little pain, just lots of bleeding.
5:26 PM Dec 11th
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in reply to AntMorales
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Vicodin is my personal hero. That is all.
12:55 PM Dec 11th
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Let me tell you something, friend. Don't ask "Who's that hot chick on the Busted Tees ad?" There's like 40 of them, and they all have AIDS.
10:19 PM Dec 10th
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@ Are there hot chicks there?
5:23 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to MikeIsErnie
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- Name mrpaulryan
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://paulinla.com
- Bio I'm anti-social, and the internet helps make that worse.
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