mrpartypants
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9:45 PM Dec 9th
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So by 30 min late, you really mean over an hour late. Got it.
4:47 PM Dec 9th
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@ I'm good. Trying to survive holidays. U get the Wave invite?
4:44 PM Dec 9th
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@ I have a Wave invite if you want one.
11:07 AM Dec 2nd
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in reply to Mirnsy
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8:20 AM Nov 2nd
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The DR's office should show porn, then I wouldn't mind waiting for such a long time.
1:34 PM Oct 29th
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I don't understand why people complain about Succubus. You're getting some, right?
9:06 AM Oct 17th
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@ that is hilarious.
9:00 AM Oct 17th
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in reply to Mirnsy
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Sometimes, people make me want to smack them upside their head. Unfortunately, HR frowns on that kind of thing.
10:47 AM Oct 15th
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I think I have facebookitis. I want to start all my sentences with verbs and keep refering to myself in 3rd person.
5:24 PM Oct 14th
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Sometimes I do things the long way just because I'm hard headed.
12:17 PM Oct 8th
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The only difference between me and a professional is that I'm not paid to do it (technically, I don't have the skill set either).
1:54 PM Oct 7th
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Oh Internet, is there a question you can't answer???
9:24 AM Sep 30th
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I think my upstairs neighbors like to bowl in their living room late at night.
9:52 PM Sep 28th
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The gloomy sky makes me want to wrap myself in a warm blanket and drink hot cocoa all day long. And eat pork rinds.
2:10 PM Sep 23rd
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If I had to chose between steak or fish, I'm picking the candy apple.
2:30 PM Sep 18th
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I really wish the AppleTV had a power button. I'm going to shock myself pulling the cord in and out like that.
6:34 PM Sep 17th
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You know, not everything tastes like chicken.
2:30 PM Sep 10th
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There is a water stain in the bathtub that looks like a naked lady doing the splits. I need to get out of the house more often.
4:49 PM Sep 8th
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I want to grill tonight, but I've been using Pledge all day to clean. I'm afraid my hands will ignite if I get too close to the fire.
3:03 PM Sep 7th
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- Name mrpartypants
- Location Houston, TX
- Bio Like a party in a box, but without the box and with pants.
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