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  1. One of the best things about coming home is seeing all my old newscasters. Local news is so much better up here.
  2. I think I've been watching Seinfeld for 48 hours straight.
  3. I have twins this period. One is named Carlos Gonzalez & the other is named Carlos Gonzalez. Seriously. Same name Identical. Rt @greenestman
  4. Haven't you heard? Today is traffic Wednesday.
  5. Half this post is hyperlinks.
  6. Just had one of those transcendent moments when the right song randomly played at the just the right time.
  7. RT @unicorntastic: An all-new "Up" short from the PIxar : http://bit.ly/8sexp1 Really great!
  8. Dropping the car off at the shop fills me with dread.
  9. Feelin crappy. On the line between actually being sick, and just being a baby. I've been riding this wave for weeks, it seems.
  10. Does anyone want to go see the Books Monday? Bonus: they're playing at the cemetary. DM me.
  11. RT @TheWebFiles: Thanks for the write up!!! 4 STARS! RT @NewTeeVee The Web Files Pounds the L.A. Web Series Beat: http://bit.ly/91Ef9b
  12. I've decided to become a cannibal this year for Thanksgiving. Does anyone know where I can find a Gormankey?
  13. @msottovoce ask him where he got that "sick belt buckle". He'll be eating out of your hand in no time.
  14. Dropping "netizen" jokes like I don't know they're out of style.
  15. The riveting conclusion to Op Cyclops on the new Mtn Man: http://bit.ly/8o3i0h We're rocking some serious craftsmanship this episode. Pls RT
  16. The Bammer is in the new Target campaign. Awesome and odd at the same time.
  17. Coworkers have not responded well to my new term, "Oprahgasm".
  18. Netflix instant cue enables guilt free viewing of "So I Married An Axe Murderer". Don't judge.
  19. Owning Left 4 Dead 2 indicates that I'm awesome at buying myself presents at innapripriate times of the year. #l4d2
  20. @jennyesq buy me one too!