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Thank goodness 'This is it' CD is out. I've wanted an MJ compilation for years, and now finally there's one that has some of his best songs!about 2 hours agofrom Tweetie
Woman with pushchair from estate can't fit on the bus because posh lady has huge buggy. Islington really is the front line in the class war.1:35 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Just been in a meeting where someone used the word 'anonomize'. I hate all this verbing. It's like it's designed to angerize people.4:39 AM Nov 25thfrom web
The modern idea of Santa Claus wasn't invented by Coca Cola. He was the result of exhaustive focus group testing by Church groups.1:37 AM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
Drinking ginger beer at my desk. I hope it doesn't get me ginger drunk, like how that Chris Evans gets.10:18 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Every day I wake at 6am to find the light in my flat is on. What's going on? Sleepwalking, or a very timid poltergeist?1:17 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Finished The Wire. Amazing. I had become quite addicted to it. What now to sate my appetite for excitement of an evening? Of course! Heroin!12:20 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Just leaving a party. Next to their fire extinguisher middle class homes should have a handy emergency dispenser of salt and soda water.2:37 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
I can't decide whether the fact my winter coat can hold a whole bottle of wine in it's pocket is a really good or really bad thing.12:06 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Have set up wireless internet, including security, all by myself. Am now officially a man. **Sips green tea**4:29 AM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Nice chat with colleague sitting out in the cold on a bench. I hope it didn't look suspicious when I handed him a muffin. I am Prop Joe.5:43 AM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
Did you know that Eskimos have 200 expressions for 'snow' and yet none for 'can I please borrow your parka?'6:14 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie
Broadband delivered! Very slow though. I'm the last person still hooked up to Victorian London's original steam-powered 'Inter-Network'.1:24 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie