mrlerone
Just threw out 18 pairs of old shoes I've been carrying from flat to flat for the past 8 years. Over half of them Converse. Worrying.
| mrlerone Wondering if Bromptons and 'fixies' are the mods and rockers of today, and if that's why everyone's always cycling to Brighton. |
|
| mrlerone After the awfulness of having your bicycle stolen comes the indignity of having to walk home carrying your helmet. |
|
| mrlerone TY PING LIKETH_IS AS I/M EXCITED A B_OUT GOING TO SEE R/ADIOHE_AD INTHE PA_RK TH_ISEVENIN/G |
|
| mrlerone No mobile battery, and broken charger. Woah, this must be what the late 90s felt like. |
|
| mrlerone Would anyone like 2 tickets for Radiohead next Wednesday at Victoria park? £49 each. The cost is to set the overall gloomy mood of the day. |
|
| mrlerone Must. Not. Form. Opinion. On. Reality. TV. It just wants attention. If we ignore it, it'll pipe down and go away. |
|
| mrlerone Red face from cycling in France, either from the sunshine or the many laughs at my pack-horse Brompton. |
|
| mrlerone Can't help but feel this '42 days' stuff is some kind of very clever 'ambient advertising' for the Hitchhikers movie sequel. |
|
| mrlerone Nerds have decided that 'nuking the fridge' is the new 'jumping the shark'. What about 'moving the island'? |
|
| mrlerone I actually do give a fuck about Oxford Commas, english dramas, and lamas. |
|
| mrlerone SPOILER - The blind chap wins Big Brother - END OF SPOILER |
|
| mrlerone Carried a stranger's suitcase down a broken escalator this morning. I'll probably win the lottery tomorrow now. |
|
| mrlerone If someone is in a financial crisis, why not invent a tasty breakfast cereal with money-related shapes of puffed wheat called Credit Crunch? |
|
| mrlerone Man-satchel doubles as a great impromptu umbrella. Luckily, my head is also rectangular in shape. |
|
| mrlerone Coffee is always better when bought from a proper coffee shop, but tea is always better when you make it yourself at home. |
|
| mrlerone Morons whooping, banging windows and singing sea-shanteys marks the end of tube-drinking fittingly, in that now I'm glad it's banned. |
|
| mrlerone Angry about London Lite reporting todays tube-boozing as a 'defiance' of the law. Lying bastards, just trying to provoke some kind of fight. |
|
| mrlerone Realising I will never be able to grow a beard, and so will never get to look visibly off-the-rails when my life lies in ruins. |
|
| mrlerone So many women queueing at the cinema. By Summer 2008 we'll have the ultimate date-movie: Sex and the Time-Travelling Dinosaurs in Space. |
|