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  1. @drjonboyg Bald eagles aren't endangered anymore, so no. I dine exclusively on endangered animals.
  2. Grrrr.... I hate mysterious kitchen smells.
  3. Naperville apparently has big trucks that come by and suck up your leaves. I think it's called "operation vaccu-suck": http://bit.ly/2JHlOE
  4. @rakaur Man, you and like 800 other people. :)
  5. @kenfisher "Shake them haters off, shake them haters off"
  6. @kenfisher "[Magic] Back up off me! -- [M.P.] Bitch, get off me!"
  7. @funkatron We use the self hosted Urchin, but it's super expensive.
  8. @kenfisher The Super Mario five is epic.
  9. @clint Did you get an exceptionally awesome phonecall yesterday afternoon/evening?
  10. @rakaur It's up to $30 in Illinois, as of like October 11th.
  11. Why is it cheaper for old people to get driver's licenses in Illinois? If you're over 87, it's free!
  12. Thanks Google Maps for including a "10 minute drive" when I asked for public transit directions.
  13. @chadpaulson MacVim?
  14. I wonder if Warren Buffet would trade me for Park Place: http://bit.ly/93Efk
  15. @shadowbottle Brush your teeth, d00d.
  16. @bogo_lode These are some "Bare Fruit" things that Jewel was selling for almost free.
  17. Cinnamon apple chips are the greatest thing ever.
  18. @joeljohnson Still doing Crossfit?
  19. Based on the Twitter voting majority, I'm now using nothing but vim for the next week. And annoying the hell out of @segphault. #ars #arsv
  20. We're currently drowning in an ocean of leaves #fb