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  1. @DaintyBallerina @SirJoshuaToThee BALLOCKS - that's pedicare, isn't it? Damn, damn, damn #latinfail
  2. @DaintyBallerina @SirJoshuaToThee Irrumare, eh? I suppose a Painter is a tradesman, and thus prefers th'Entrance suitable to his CLASS.
  3. @DaintyBallerina tu hoc saepe advenis?
  4. @Aphra_Behn Madam, my Thanks for your follow. Fancy a SHAG?
  5. @MrsSarahSiddons But he is no Cassius, Madam; for Cassius was not without Honour, whate'er ANTONY said; this Belgic Fellow is naught.
  6. @MrsSarahSiddons Madam, they think too much, and see quite through the Deeds of MEN. Not the sort of Fellow we want running the SHOW.
  7. @MrsSarahSiddons Alas, Madam, I fear the Belgian is less Fat and less sanguine than the lamented RUMPOLE.
  8. My warm Congratulations to Mr. Van RUMPOY. I can't recall voting for you, Sir, but I may have been PISSED.
  9. RT @gilescoren: Food, cooked, like a cunt, in a pan, load of shit, bosh, plate, parsely, chopped, roomful of wankers, egg, fried, fuck o ...
  10. @DaintyBallerina You do not wish him, Barbie-like, to swim into your KEN?
  11. Slatternly Miss @DaintyBallerina is first looking into Chapman's Boner.
  12. RT @DrSamuelJohnson: Good Readers, free Speech needs you so pray lend yr. esteem'd Support to http://www.libelreform.org/...
  13. .@Simon_Perry And neither do I, Sir; yet, on occasion, I use th'internet to marvel at the great Carnival of SHIT thereon.
  14. Th'Earth orbits the Sun; Mars goeth round; Mr. MERCURY rotates in his GRAVE. #xfactor #doctorwho
  15. @RealBoswell Sir, haven't we ALL?
  16. @CLButler76 'Tis a fine Tome, Madam!
  17. @jackofkent Sir, I commend to you Mr. GASKILL's "Witchfinders: A Seventeenth Century English Tragedy": http://is.gd/4VvMp
  18. #youmightbealiberal if you hotly oppos'd My Lord BUTE's infamous Treaty of Paris.
  19. .@RealBoswell Sir, betwixt us we have Rogered every Whore in ENGLAND & a few in France. Do you recall a Miss MAGNANTI? http://is.gd/4Vt7T
  20. Good G-D, does hack-writer @LouiseBagshawe never cease? This is what happens when GRUB STREET besieges Westminster.