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  1. I'm fixin' to board the flight to Ireland - finally! Maybe I'll catch some zeds on this one. Adios, Amsterdammitalltohell!
  2. @johnnyk8 No, you don't understand! They were HORRIBLE! Trolls! A box of frogs! Nasty to the nth degree! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
  3. MY EYES! MY EYES! I wandered through the Red Light District, and now I am BLIND! http://myloc.me/1OGlB
  4. Son of a bitch. This flight is LOUSY with Jehovah Witnesses!! "Keep on the Watch!"
  5. OMG - did someone on the Van Galder bus shit his pants?! Come on!!!
  6. @yeahimadork Thanks for the live feed from your Thanksgiving. Your family not being mine has just given me another thing to be thankful for!
  7. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! And if you're one of those red Indians still holding a grudge, sorry about the genocide. Now let's be pals!
  8. The past 4 days I ate: Salmon, Salmon, Sushi, Grouper, Grouper, Shrimp, Crab, Grouper, Shrimp, Mussels, Crab, Shrimp, Crab, and Lobster.
  9. Back home after a glorious 3 days away. Hello, Sun. I miss you.
  10. @_Wen_ Wow. Four days - what does THAT feel like?
  11. And now, off to Arthur Murray, my cult of choice.
  12. Besides, I had to give Kortney her birthday gift so she'll have time to prepare - which I guess means MORE SHOPPING. It's worth it, though.
  13. I opted out of having dinner at work, by work, with work. The preview I got yesterday was tasty, but I prefer to keep my time mine.
  14. I'm hella tired after dancing all weekend, but am I in bed? No. No, I am not.
  15. Kick in the pants: We did not exactly win Formation. We tied for first. Goddamn Communists!
  16. And thus endeth the Arthur Murray Showcase: 20 dance heats, one formation, and a team match. Now the black tie dinner. And dancing. Srsly.
  17. I think Arthur Murray hates my bad attitude... but he still appreciates my cash, so it's pretty much a wash.
  18. Tomorrow begins the Showcase. God help me...
  19. An all-day meeting tomorrow followed by all-night dancing. I feel drained already...
  20. @yeahimadork Hey, if you figure out the secret let me know, too - as long as it doesn't involve exercise. Don't wanna do that!