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I don't get Never Mind the Buzzcocks nowadays. It's like the cast from a different show have come into the wrong studio by mistake.about 12 hours agofrom web
I suppose, without bigging myself up, today I saved a life. Heather Small would be proud.about 13 hours agofrom web
Doctor internet has diagnosed me as having infective conjunctivitis.about 13 hours agofrom web
It's been a weirdy beardy week what with one thing and another. Today I had to give my mum the heimlich maneuver. I had no idea how to do itabout 13 hours agofrom web
On the verge of a nervous breakdown. About to self medicate with crispS.about 19 hours agofrom txt
I'd like to thank my daughter for helping me through illness & advancing years with cheese footballs, American hard gums and a big Toblerone12:24 PM Nov 24thfrom web