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  1. If I hear one more thing about Tiger Woods, then I am gonna drink some unicorn blood and murder America.
  2. @spaghettislingr she so isssssss :)
  3. @davivalentim aw, thank you! :)
  4. @mrjonb007 YES!
  5. She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess...
  6. RT @MARLONLWAYANS: #in2010 I'm gonna get addicted to aspirins and baby laxatives
  7. @conner69h I know, right? You must be freezing!
  8. George Bush created global warming and killed Michael Jackson to further his New World Order plan. #justsaying o_O
  9. Fuck a duck, why the hell does winter have to be cold? So not havin' it, y'all.
  10. These violent delights have violent ends.
  11. I know your type, boy, you're dangerous. Yeah, you're that guy I'd be stupid to trust. #mylifestory #love
  12. @BenjiStarstrukk OH I KNOW. What can I say? I suck at keeping tabs of my own phone :(
  13. When u cried I'd wipe away all of ur tears. When u'd scream I'd fight away all of ur fears. And I held ur hand through all of these years.
  14. Is it bad that I can't find my phone when I just found it yesterday? I think I need water or a voddy. Wait, they're both clear. I'm confused
  15. @JCTrick LMFAO, we should so book you a flight then, haha.
  16. Sweet sweet heartkiller. http://su.pr/1SsKuM #sayhitoyourmom
  17. I have a date with alcohol and a dance floor tonight. The bitch is back. #canyouholdmyhairbackplease
  18. @GrimLuxuria let's see, my favorite 2 non pc blokes to follow would have to be @JCTrick and @LucasLascivious. They're pretty funny :)
  19. @henriquereiis ugh, I know! That ho needs to just move to Switzerland and live in the mountains where there is no TV or internet access.
  20. @Brandon_Serenil hahahaha ouchie 0.0