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  1. Every time I hear a horse drawn carriage outside my window, I run to look and it's nowhere in sight. Hmmm.
  2. Oh I'm gonna ask about it alright!: http://twitpic.com/ox68q
  3. @SandraBernhard Thanks!
  4. @QueeniePie Sure!
  5. They served a turkey BBQ Hot Pocket-like item for lunch on the plane, Continental's way of telling everyone in coach to go fuck themseves.
  6. Something tells me this John Stamos article is going to reveal him to be much more complicated than we thought: http://twitpic.com/owsxd
  7. @magikwurd Thanks!
  8. I am eating oatmeal right now to help lower my cholesterol and also my enjoyment of breakfast.
  9. Is my plane boarding right now? Maybe. Am I still in this men's room stall anyway? Definitely. Thanks, chorizo!
  10. If I had child, I could really be traumatizing him right now: http://twitpic.com/ovxp9
  11. I have been farting loudly all over the Houston airport. No apologies.
  12. This seems like a mixed message: http://twitpic.com/ovwjg
  13. @michaelianblack You can do it (the second part)!
  14. The pilot on this plane is named Bert Weston. Kind of cool sounding but kind of crashy sounding too. We'll see.
  15. Us Magazine reports that Fergie's boyfriend is cheating on him.
  16. @robinjection A bit of both.
  17. Is there anything sadder than looking at porn on an iPhone? I'm about to find out.
  18. @nadiakazmi I have it work internationally. It's great unless you mind $500 phone bills.
  19. "I don't know, Ron- I guess I think we should just be friends.": http://twitpic.com/ovj7d
  20. My gastrointestinal system has never been as Tex-Mex as it is right now.