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  1. #cancellingstars Mike Batt and Michael Ball
  2. #middleclassreggae Consider Legalizing It
  3. Just ran into the Michelin Man, he looked tired
  4. I spy with my little eye. I use the larger one for reading.
  5. #horriblescottishsongs Cotton Aye Jock
  6. #horriblescottishsongs Life on Battered Mars Bar
  7. Siamese triplets look like snowflakes
  8. Bonne nuit, Jean Garcon
  9. Friend slipped on a copy of "I'll Be Seeing You" and broke his leg in all the old familar places
  10. I can say fairer than that
  11. Mandelson went up in a puff of smirk
  12. #ToiletBandNames Urinal Heep
  13. #offalstars Pigears Morgan
  14. #hatefulphrases really unique
  15. Names that rub it in a bit: The co-chief executive of Barclays Capital Invesment is called Rich Ricci
  16. #celebrityperfumes Mace by Marlon King
  17. Sometimes, all I need is the hare that I breed
  18. My dog invented dirt, he's rolling in it
  19. #morrisseyscafe Suffer Little Chef
  20. #morrisseyscafe Wagon Wheel Around the Fountain