mrblackett
The alarm on the house down the road has been going off constantly for two days. I would like to burn it down.
| Tim Vincent is my hero |
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| Theo Walcott = The new Darius Vassell |
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| Rubbing your eyes after chopping Birdseye chilis fucking knacks |
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| Cock Sandwich |
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| Pssssst. |
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| I'm going to pub. Don't really fancy it but don't want to miss opportunity for cheekiness |
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| It is... |
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| Checking my old Twitter account and wondering if it's still shit. |
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| Porn Title of the Month: AWOL Spunk |
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| I'm in bed with my cat and my mac. Most people are at work. Ha! |
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| Wishing I could get some sleep. Fucking amphetamines. |
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| Porn name of the day - Matthias Von Fistenburg |
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| It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again |
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| David Beckham just got a shocking red card. |
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| Is Reading the gingerest team in the Premiership? |
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| Fucking hell, I'm bored. |
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| WOO! Syphilis! |
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| Now I'm watching Arsenal get beat by Wigan...*sobs* |
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| I'm watching the cottagers playing Bolton. |
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