mrblackett
- Awwwwww fuck. I found out that Rufus Wainwright documentary is on two minutes before the end.3:28 PM Jul 7th from web
- I can't take this mawkfest anymore. Brooke Shields. That story was probably funnier at the time.11:44 AM Jul 7th from web
- Dear Rev. Al Sharpton. See that black thing in front of you? That means you don't have to yell. We can hear you fine. KTHXBYE!11:27 AM Jul 7th from web
- If anyone out there sees Paul Gambaccini on their travels, give him a good punch in the cunt from me, eh? KTHXBYE!11:13 AM Jul 7th from web
- I've worked for about 12 hours now. Haven't done that for a while.1:39 PM Jul 6th from web
- Thank fuck that's over. Can I watch cartoons now?10:28 AM Jul 5th from web
- Can we not just give them both weapons and let them sort this out that way? It'd be a lot funnier.10:22 AM Jul 5th from web
- Off to bed to watch Seagal's Half Past Dead with director's commentary. I want to know what his excuse is.2:58 PM Jun 29th from Power Twitter
- Will someone set a ticker tape to print 'Blur are just a band' for infinity then force Jo Whiley to eat the fucking lot? KTHXBYE.9:43 AM Jun 29th from Power Twitter
- RT @dotmund @Herring1967 Amelie Mauresmo: http://twitpic.com/8rlnw *guffaw*9:41 AM Jun 29th from Power Twitter
- I didn't expect that MJ's death would cause world peace. Because, you know, according to the news channels, nothing else happened today.9:11 AM Jun 26th from web
- Tributes from stoners in Glastonbury are a great way to add levity to an otherwise sad day. Good job, BBC.1:30 AM Jun 26th from web
- Headline of the year - 'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' http://bit.ly/16uph710:31 AM Jun 25th from web
- Young children! Do you want to be found dead in a wood? Then stand outside my window and shout a full conversation with your mam.9:49 AM Jun 25th from web
- I think 'Come on Andy' is the new 'Get'n tha hole'. Same rules apply. Say it in my presence and I'll gut you like a fish.9:44 AM Jun 25th from web
- Three days in and I'm a telesales ninja. My mother must be so proud.8:18 AM Jun 24th from web
- Been ringing nursery schools all day asking if I can take photos of their kids.12:29 PM Jun 22nd from Power Twitter
- I don't know if anyone is aware of this but MySpace is a steaming pile of bullshit smeared over the back of a rotting horse carcass.7:23 AM Jun 18th from Power Twitter
- Joined MySpace for work purposes. Horrified. Just horrified.5:53 AM Jun 17th from Power Twitter
- @riklomas Unlikely. It looks really good. It is a photography company though so if I do post any photos, they'll be well lit.4:42 AM Jun 16th from Power Twitter in reply to riklomas
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- Name Able Dick Talent
- Location Darlington, UK
- Web http://mrblackett...
- Bio I'm guaranteed to use the words 'fuck' and 'cunt' a lot. If you don't like it then fuck off, you cunt.
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