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  1. Brisbane folks: listen into 612ABC this arvo at 4.30pm to hear me talk about books, and generally being a doofus. about 4 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @dinadinerdeejus Oh, I would — but Canto requires nine different tonal levels and if you get one wrong ... Plus, K. Rudd speaks Mandarin! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to dinadinerdeejus
  3. My mother: "If you tell me to hurry up one more time, I swear I will rush over and do a giant poo on your face." [Translated from Cantonese] about 7 hours ago from web
  4. @heinzriegler Dude, we have eerily similar haircuts right now. I think it looks rad/hot! It's all about asylum chic right now. Ask the gays. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to heinzriegler
  5. About to spend the entire day with my mother and my boyfriend's mother. Am possibly the gayest homosexual in the world. about 8 hours ago from web
  6. @heinzriegler Only bone fide homosexuals can be true judges of haircuts. Send links to photos. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to heinzriegler
  7. It's 12.18 in Queensland. Normal people would have stopped discussing winking anuses with @heinzriegler over Twitter and gone to bed by now. about 19 hours ago from web
  8. @heinzriegler Anuses are the new gibbons. Rectums are the new lemurs. Let's make this happen. I have a webcam. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to heinzriegler
  9. @heinzriegler Maybe not a chapter. It would be difficult to describe the complete physiology of the wink. So a video tutorial it is, then. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to heinzriegler
  10. RT @WASHINGTONx: Santa and Sentimentality http://fb.me/3KfXaoa about 19 hours ago from web
  11. @siamusic Oh man. Here's a tip: if you're in an Australian capital city, most state libraries should have wireless internet on tap. 8:07 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to siamusic
  12. @petertaggart Sedaris doesn't do computers: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/sep/28/books.davidsedaris 2:55 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to petertaggart
  13. RT @needyneddy: oh Laura http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121631222 2:44 PM Dec 21st from web
  14. RT @cameronmstewart: I guess my biggest worry about Avatar is whether or not I'm gonna be sexually attracted to that blue chick 2:44 PM Dec 21st from web
  15. @tim_cooke My Christmas will be miserable unless someone hands over that child in a miniature dinner suit and a ukelele in tow. 5:07 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to tim_cooke
  16. @melaniesaward These doctors must be stopped. It's my mother's gynaecologist who is named Doctor Dick. Ironic and/or disgusting. 4:55 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to melaniesaward
  17. One day I hope to have a little Asian baby, and for him to turn out just like this: http://tinyurl.com/yerpuu3 (Courtesy of @scottspark.) 4:52 AM Dec 21st from web
  18. Doctor Dick. Doctor Ram. Doctor Blower. These are the actual names of some of the medical practitioners who treat my immediate family. 3:32 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
  19. Ah yes, you've all reminded me: she's from Clueless, that masterful teen film. I'm only surprised Alicia Silverstone is still alive. 1:51 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  20. @jason_a_w Totally. The one with the hair and the face. 1:48 PM Dec 20th from Echofon in reply to jason_a_w