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  1. Dearest Slayer, I have missed you. Thanks for bashing my skull in this morning as I drove by the 20MPH School Zone. Love, EZG.
  2. I don't make monkeys. I just trade them.
  3. Existential Lamniformes? You're making with the crazy talk!
  4. Locked myself out of the house this morning! Best way to start the day.
  5. I'm addicted to Cold Turkey. When I tell people I'm trying to quit Cold Turkey, they always ask, "What are you trying to quit Cold Turkey?"
  6. ね、ロックマン. やらないか?
  7. Oiga-boiga!
  8. As we all know, the word "maths" is an acronym, standing for 'Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin".
  9. Spiders in the hat of Goodness!
  10. There's monsters everywhere! Run God, run!!!
  11. I think the city has done a brilliant job making the Veterans/Memorial junction more deadly and confusing.
  12. Friends leaving town, going back for a full day's work. I feel too good to be sarcastic.
  13. Sitting around, reading the bible with friends.
  14. Just learned a work associate died over the weekend. Was not overly fond of the man, but certainly didn't wish this on him at all.
  15. "I'm filled with Alligator pellets and ice cream!"
  16. Do you like it? It's haunted.
  17. VICTORY AT SEA!!!
  18. @rgthigpen An exhibition of sheer precision! From where do you come?
  19. "On a scale of 1 to mutant it was lesbotastic rainbow!"
  20. Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement: you won't wear a shirt and you'll cry.