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I tried for two weeks to throw away and old garbage can and they wouldn't take it. Now the idiots took my storage crate. Brilliant.
2:21 PM Nov 25th
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Found out this morning a new Wes Anderson movie opens today. Listening to the Royal Tenenbaums on Netflix to tide me over until I see it.
7:43 AM Nov 25th
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I keep getting the fucking "Halloween" song stuck in my head from Nightmare Before Christmas. It'll rattle around in there for days.
5:55 PM Nov 24th
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8:50 AM Nov 21st
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Getting my home office set up slowly but surely.
11:20 AM Nov 14th
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Just watched the first two episodes of Dr Who season 4. Russel T Davies couldn't write himself out of a fucking paper bag.
7:41 PM Nov 12th
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Bar-b-que Ha Laugh out Loud Z is a perfectly normal thing to say.
12:38 PM Nov 10th
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Dearest Slayer, I have missed you. Thanks for bashing my skull in this morning as I drove by the 20MPH School Zone. Love, EZG.
5:11 AM Nov 6th
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I don't make monkeys. I just trade them.
11:39 AM Nov 5th
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Existential Lamniformes? You're making with the crazy talk!
4:43 PM Oct 29th
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Locked myself out of the house this morning! Best way to start the day.
3:47 AM Oct 29th
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I'm addicted to Cold Turkey. When I tell people I'm trying to quit Cold Turkey, they always ask, "What are you trying to quit Cold Turkey?"
5:39 PM Oct 28th
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ね、ロックマン. やらないか?
6:37 PM Oct 27th
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Oiga-boiga!
5:29 AM Oct 27th
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As we all know, the word "maths" is an acronym, standing for 'Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin".
6:18 PM Oct 25th
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Spiders in the hat of Goodness!
5:16 AM Oct 24th
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There's monsters everywhere! Run God, run!!!
4:18 PM Oct 22nd
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I think the city has done a brilliant job making the Veterans/Memorial junction more deadly and confusing.
4:27 AM Oct 21st
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Friends leaving town, going back for a full day's work. I feel too good to be sarcastic.
8:42 AM Oct 20th
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Sitting around, reading the bible with friends.
4:43 PM Oct 19th
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