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  1. Thanksgiving is like a mashup of UNO, American gladiators, iron chef and jersey in the 70's.
  2. @eldang PIE. Piepiepiepiepie
  3. @aseemk one of the reasons I love them and give them money
  4. @eldang gimmegimmeGimmegimmegimmeGimme
  5. Forget the tits and ass; I kinda just want to get your brain naked.
  6. It's Christmas!!! It's Christmas!!! It's... Wait, it's only November? Fuck you Macy's and Bellevue. I believed. I BELIEVED.
  7. That accent is the verbal equivalent of riding a Segway
  8. @austinfx bwuaahahahahah
  9. @eldang I kid of feel like a uk version of walmart would be fun to skulk through
  10. @Tcbodin curling into a ball, vomiting and passing out?
  11. Carny-Asada. n. Beef marinated in cabbage and clown makeup.
  12. You sound like the bastard child from a hate-fuck, between Morrissey and Kermit the Frog
  13. Ethiopian food and smash putt. My life is better than yours. #preen
  14. Assuming 10mil itunes downloads and 11.3% zune mkt share. 6.1% of iTunes users say "fuck itunes" to 1.8% of Zune users. #MATHED
  15. I've clicked 4000 times in the last 2 hours. #FUCKiTunes. Going out to take phots.
  16. @austinfx longer than she stayed on office
  17. @saturn_returns still funny
  18. Overheard: "excuse me, I was over in the literature section and couldn't find the palin book.". Uh?! Is that customer fail, or win?
  19. @austinfx there was, but it got pulled
  20. Microsoft politics is like Twillight. If you apply logic, you will go insane, and like a train wreck, you can't turn away.