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  1. I hope he's wearing a warm sock. RT @NBC12Photog: I already have a foot outside my house.
  2. RT @thecheckoutgirl: SPOILER ALERT: Phone Sex Operators are the slutty girls who are too fat to strip. Enjoy your call.
  3. Spent about 2 hours walking around Fan and Museum District tonight in the snow. Now it's off to bed so I am recharged for shovel duty! #RVA
  4. Robert E Lee statue. #rva #snomg http://yfrog.com/1ypthoj
  5. @Knownhuman @chicarmoire Here's a great how-to on creating Ubuntu boot flash drives. http://bit.ly/4fr5Ev
  6. @Knownhuman @chicarmoire 2gb minimum if you're trying to create a bootable Ubuntu thumb drive.
  7. @thecheckoutgirl For future -pocalypses, you should get one of these: http://bit.ly/5hSBSH
  8. #snOMG Children in #RVA Fan already consuming frozen bodies of the dead because their parents forgot to buy bread & milk! #snow
  9. #snOMG Whiteout blizzard conditions in #RVA Fan! People frozen alive while standing, their corpses not 2b discovered for weeks! #snow
  10. Curious why @madmain & @knownhuman have invoked me in discussion abt @oprah & #southernblizzard, but not enough to read the backfeed.
  11. Shark-jumping the #Ukropalypse RT @StyleWeekly: Meade Skelton, "How Am I Supposed to Live Without Ukrop's?" http://tinyurl.com/yhbkrpd
  12. Pro-tip for heavy urban #snow clearing: skip the sidewalks & start shoveling the street w/ neighbors. #rva #rvasnow
  13. Everybody just calm the hell down. It's just frozen water crystals. #rva #rvasnow
  14. @felixsalmon Unctuous uxoriousness?
  15. @ptmartinez What happened?!
  16. @kane804 Yeah: Saw it in De Bijenkorf in Amsterdam in 2002; 10 mins to go through the #KublerRoss stages 4 culture shock. #ZwartePietalypse
  17. Threw up a little in my mouth: RT @rvabusiness: "Video: An entire, flattened suckling pig used as a pizza crust" http://bit.ly/5MOmvs
  18. When is #Ukropalypse sale to Ahold 2b completed? Will we see traditional Dutch Xmas decorations? http://bit.ly/6FxZl3 #ZwartePietalypse
  19. The #Ukropalypse is a Giant disappointment.
  20. It's twenty-eight f***ing degrees Fahrenheit outside, Richmond. #RVA