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  1. Its been sooo long since I've twittered
  2. I think I am turning anti-twitter....
  3. oh thats right your iphone was hawked for meth. Sorry. Well call me if you want still - 954-8192.
  4. Well Ben - I am interested but you are not accepting my call....you tease!
  5. bloody hell. damn the thieves. may they get the clap.
  6. Finally watched Knocked Up - funny stuff - but doesn't hold a candle to Superbad. "I am Mclovin!"
  7. Stephen Colbert for President! http://tinyurl.com/2mq3m6
  8. I hate the media...http://tinyurl.com/2xwemb - who the eff cares about Ellen and her damn dog. - d.o.g. - dog.
  9. Conference calling.....realizing anything can be ended with "-ery." Douchebag-ery. Jackass-ery. Numbfuck-ery.
  10. Also on SNL, Spokane makes nat'l news on Weekend Update with the story of a mechanic from Spok Chrysler, jerking it in a customer's van.
  11. Stabbed myself with a tortilla chip in the roof of my mouth about an hour ago. Son of a bitch!! They should make knives out of tortilla.
  12. Just got home....need a drink.