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  1. i am not mike the dog walker, though that is probably a good job to have these days 11:13 AM Mar 20th from web
  2. Buffering..... 10:46 AM Mar 20th from txt
  3. The nice thing about being patient in the computer age is being able to see just how awesome most things are even when they fuck up. 10:45 AM Mar 20th from txt
  4. TheOffice(NewBoss):theworkersSWOONover1newBlackBosswhile1oldINCOMPETENT/VAINWhiteBossCriestoCorporateDaddy(Pres O+outgoing GWB) discuss.... 10:32 AM Mar 20th from web
  5. theDEATHoftheseARCHETYPESbroughtonbytheendof Pax Americana as they knew it 10:11 AM Mar 20th from web
  6. 30rock(bubble):HILARIOUSdialogue&commentaryonARCHETYPES(hamm/baldwin)comingtogripswiththeirownmortality..........read part 2 next 10:10 AM Mar 20th from web
  7. it is about winning the WAR, not the battle. the death of institutions is upon us!! 10:46 PM Mar 12th from web
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  9. 01 of 02 D macheist hi ------Original Message------ To: +16465444569 From: 40404 Subject: Direct from MacHeist: Thanks for tweeting! More? 12:21 AM Mar 8th from txt
  10. yeah, free things are cool in a recession 12:11 AM Mar 8th from web
  11. @MacHeist Yeah, I’ll take a free copy of DEVONthink! http://macheist.com/tweetblast/ #MacHeist #free 12:10 AM Mar 8th from web
  12. 19 days ago. I forgot all about this 12:08 AM Mar 8th from web
  13. GRADOS are the shizznit 10:40 PM Feb 16th from web
  14. obsession is the best worst pastime ever for humans 7:19 PM Feb 14th from web
  15. I am loving my new shortwave radio (cost: $0). free good entertainment. DEATH TO CABLE!!! except the good shows.... 12:11 AM Feb 10th from web
  16. @siankaan again with the boundary crossings, and from Philly no less. Ship's still afloat here, so far. 11:11 PM Feb 6th from web in reply to siankaan
  17. eureka. many answers revealed today 10:06 AM Feb 6th from web
  18. gluttony. my favorite of the sins! 12:30 AM Feb 6th from web
  19. @MWGblog love it 12:28 AM Feb 6th from web in reply to MWGblog
  20. fight or flight can't find the right way to function in modern society, that's why we are all so fucked up 11:25 PM Feb 5th from web