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Husband can eat a chocolate chip cookie and drink beer at the same time. This is revolting. about 2 hours ago from txt
Having our annual "how are we going to fit all these gifts in our car?!" discussion. Eeks. Our car is small! about 2 hours ago from txt
@Busymom MRI are amazing. hope it all gets sorted out. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Busymom
@Busymom at least MRIs don't hurt! what happened? did you post about it and i missed it? about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Busymom
@Busymom uh oh. that can't be good for her professional volleyball career. hips can hurt. at least she isn't allergic to contrast. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Busymom
is time to leave work to finish wrapping gifts yet? i am anxious--Christmas starts tomorrow and i'm not ready! about 10 hours ago from web
@kdiddy oh no! well, that is what delete is for! trolls go away. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to kdiddy
@kdiddy wha? who the heck is doing that? what is going on?!! about 14 hours ago from web in reply to kdiddy
@spazzella wait--she traveled to KY with dirty clothes? that's weird. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to spazzella
christmas cookies for breakfast? stellar idea. about 15 hours ago from web
Watching charlie brown xmas, wrapping gifts, and drinking beer w/ my husband. This the good life. 7:06 PM Dec 22nd from txt
@HotChocCarMocha haaaaaa! 2:10 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to HotChocCarMocha
PLS retweet this 2 anyone who made u smile in 2009. It may surprise u how many u get back.Thx 4 making me smile @HotChocCarMocha 2:09 PM Dec 22nd from web
@madelinesonja which yea, i would want to go bleach out my mouth. gag gag gag. 2:08 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to madelinesonja
@Sourire11 uh, i think they just broke the cardinal rule of weddings. fail. 12:02 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to Sourire11
@madelinesonja i think you need a new job and they might need new parents. yikes! you are sounding really bitter. 12:01 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to madelinesonja
pondering when and if i will ever have it together enough to make a gingerbread house. husband wants in, prob cuz we are all architect-y. 9:12 AM Dec 22nd from web
@bearflageast well, i can't wait ti you have kids and then i guess you can inform us all where you are supposed to do that when airborne. 7:05 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to bearflageast
my subconscious is apparently nothing but a stressball. there isn't enough pepto or rolaids to fix me! gah gah gah! 3:51 PM Dec 21st from web
Apparently my cat likes to eat the bows on gifts. This makes the husband very angry. oh the battle of wills, cat vs. man. 5:45 AM Dec 21st from mobile web