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  1. RT @seljallad Why in gods name did i purchase 40 dollars worth of paper clips?!? So fucking many paperclips... about 3 hours ago from twidroid
  2. @tonymillionaire because if not there should be a campaign about 15 hours ago from twidroid in reply to tonymillionaire
  3. @tonymillionaire is she on twit about 15 hours ago from twidroid in reply to tonymillionaire
  4. Yeah but we need more cartoonists on reality television RT @tonymillionaire Dame Darcy and Dr. Ross http://bit.ly/7EO0gl SHE'S CRAZY! about 15 hours ago from twidroid
  5. RT @Cinewalt Found restrooms at Stanford Shopping Center. They're inconspicuously named Poopoo Ralph Lauren and Papeerus. about 15 hours ago from twidroid
  6. RT @harpers Est amt that Americans lose every yr by not redeeming gift cards: $8,000,000,000 http://harpers.org/x/2007/12/36 NOT IN BALTIMO about 15 hours ago from twidroid
  7. RT @Holy_Mountain: Hallucinated a chinchilla that ran up my curtains last night when I couldn't sleep. about 20 hours ago from web
  8. HUMAN PYRAMIDS: IRENE MOON: What Seemed Simpler http://bit.ly/7fP8o3 ELO, bug life, the only possessions that really matter about 20 hours ago from web
  9. did you know that Baconnaise was invented with America's Funniest Home Videos prize money? did you know it tastes like pig cheese? 12:33 PM Dec 21st from web
  10. russell imwold also being showered with material goods: baconnaise, bacon salt, matzo ball soup, a crazy dreams band shirt with chimps on it 12:32 PM Dec 21st from web
  11. gave Nate his prezzies: cookbook jamboree! we are now prepared to prepare antelope, eels, dump cake, cheese dreams 12:31 PM Dec 21st from web
  12. RT @majaratkje Call the jazz police, ha, ha! http://bit.ly/7Mla3P 12:30 AM Dec 21st from twidroid
  13. Dime in the ice 12:23 PM Dec 20th from twidroid
  14. shovellers barrage this morning: "we'll shovel your wife out and your mother in" 11:25 AM Dec 20th from web
  15. Karl Blau's Poop Diary: its a (b)LOG! ha! http://klapsdaily.blogspot.com/ 4:24 PM Dec 19th from web
  16. HUMAN PYRAMIDS: TOM BORAM: Swimming Up the Spirit Vacuum http://bit.ly/5HwDnU a teenager on shrooms in the snow, farts, casserole vs. buffet 4:18 PM Dec 19th from web
  17. @JennFever66 wait, let me put my snowpuns on 3:41 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to JennFever66
  18. @JennFever66 this weather's got him all Hoth & bothered 12:58 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to JennFever66
  19. RT @JennFever66: @mountainlex nate just got here. He looks like the ice monster from return of the jedi. 12:51 PM Dec 19th from web
  20. nothing else exists though. 12:11 PM Dec 19th from web
  • Name Lexie Mountain
  • Location Baltimore Oh Lord
  • Web http://thehumanpy...
  • Bio takin' that white couch to the cleaners since 1977
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