Lord Ponyribs
@mount_ufs WEST West Camden, PA
An evil computer from th 1980s, I like 2-wheels, /dev/null, & horse meat. FreeBSD since 4.0. Decimal is for bitches. President & CEO of Dollar Flush®.
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. @BrandonKiser I hear you typing on twitter & I don't hear any mopping. Fix this problem.
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@rachelveronica I have read many articles on ignorance, & I feel that I speak from complete ignorance on this issue.
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Barack Obama loves dead Mexicans so very much that he wanted to create a few hundred more.
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The Iron Sheik
i go to sleep tonight. tomorrow i be ready to humble especially the no good motherfucker newt gingrich and the no good ultimate warrior
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@lizbuddie @BrainLemon If Libertarianism requires Ron Paul, please, yes, kick all of them out.
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Oh good. A $300,000,000/yr con has finally stopped supporting eugenics. Woo.
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@AlexMarlow I have an excuse! Last time I used "epic" I was talking about Orlando Furioso.
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Operators Manual
1. Remove from package, cut slit in plastic.
2. Heat in microwave for whatever.
3. Maybe stir the shit.
4. You're still reading this? Loser.
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SimpleHomo is a new upscale dairy brand that we're marketing to minimalists and men who like touching penises.