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Magic was in the air. The robots were snuggled in their beds with care in hopes that a box of kittens would be under the tree this year.
6:31 AM Dec 24th
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It was Tuesday & he was thinking about kittens again. She was too but she wanted to ride one like she would a horse. She took a sip of tea.
7:55 PM Dec 22nd
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It wasn't the bear that bothered him so much as it was the bear that ate his friends. But times were tough, and he had to have a roommate.
6:29 AM Dec 19th
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He found out, after all these years, that he could shoot lasers from his eyes. He was 43 & working at McDonalds. Now he used them A LOT.
6:11 AM Dec 18th
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The kittens ran a muck. They ate various cans of food that didn't belong to them. They wrestled. They learned how to levitate. They floated.
8:54 PM Dec 15th
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She sniffed the clean, morning air. The smell of strawberries & vanilla reminded her of the time she met the unicorn & they talked of cakes.
7:48 AM Dec 12th
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"They don't seem to be following us anymore," she said to her sandwich. But the vegan zombies were close and had merely stopped for a latte.
5:17 AM Dec 11th
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Thousands of delicious things fell from the sky: Robots, cakes, popcicles, vanilla pudding, & your mom. Yep. Your mom fell from the sky.
8:25 PM Dec 7th
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He coated his tongue in the cake batter he had recently made for her. The robot shook her head in disapproval. "Is that yours?" she asked.
12:14 PM Dec 5th
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And then something amazing happened. No one was exactly sure what it was, but everyone saw it and started purring. You know, like kittens.
4:28 PM Dec 3rd
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A strand of cotton candy inched its way toward the unicycle seat, knowing that tomorrow would be lonely if he didn't. He would never know.
3:42 PM Nov 28th
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The day after he consumed all of Cleveland, the giant robot sat in a quiet meadow & relaxed, savoring the bit of kitten wedged in his teeth.
1:41 PM Nov 27th
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"When this day is over," he began, "one of us will have a new friend." The box of unicorns stared at him, eating a delightful rainbow snack.
5:08 AM Nov 25th
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He sat in his cold living room, looking at the cake that had been talking to him for the last hour. The cake finally went home. Sunday.
8:07 PM Nov 22nd
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"You remind me of a robot kitten." "I do?" "Yep. And you smell like an orchard." "Yeah?" "Yep. Now, please take my hand out of your mouth."
4:53 PM Nov 19th
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He knew it was , but all he could think about was robots. So, he chased a few around the house and ate a lime wedge sandwich.
4:49 AM Nov 17th
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The water was tumultuous, tossing the boat to & fro. The robot splashed the kitten that floated in the tub, eating the boat. And the kitten.
6:46 PM Nov 12th
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A kite drifted through the sky and into her living room. Stapled to the kite was a kitten. Tuesdays kept getting better and better and best.
3:34 PM Nov 10th
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The zombies were winning. It didn't seem possible, but the girl zombie could clearly bake the meanest butter tart known to the living.
8:30 PM Nov 7th
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She watched her own reflection in the mirror, stroking her illustrious beard, mocking her husband, whose face was bald and cold.
9:44 AM Nov 5th
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- Name motke
- Location earth
- Web http://www.motke.net
- Bio Motke Dapp is a magical being, a novel-writer, one who paints like many frost cakes, a 140 character story teller, and a jalapeno hummus lover. @m0tke too.
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