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mothergoosemous

@NoPasaNada Someone take her temperature! NOW!

mothergoosemous @GraceD Still contemplating Skinny Dip myself. Heh.
mothergoosemous @herbadmother Sam?! Our ban on the Wiggles has apparently put me behind the times.
mothergoosemous @GraceD Ohhhhh...Skinny Dip. Mmmmmm...
mothergoosemous Stuck in boiling hot house waiting for grumpy baby to wake from nap so we can go to tension-filled party. Woo-f'ing-HOO.
mothergoosemous @herbadmother Better than shitty diapers FOR breakfast.
mothergoosemous @ParentopiaDevra Used to live two blocks from Pentagon. Not sure how crowded lawn was, but traffic afterward was insane.
mothergoosemous Me: Tacy, your bike fell over. Tacy: Gravity is being mean to my bike.
mothergoosemous I am the headless horseman. Or chicken. Or something.
mothergoosemous Baby fell asleep on his own. House is quiet, wine glass is full, laptop is on.
mothergoosemous I forgot how fast baby nails grow.
mothergoosemous I am the grasshopper who sang all weekend. Sh!tloads of work to do today.
mothergoosemous Anything you read here about my kids might or might not be true.
mothergoosemous @Glennia Hey, we're going to Ohio a week from Thursday!
mothergoosemous @mublogger Cool!! Thank you so much (for both)!
mothergoosemous @sgetgood Same verdict here.
mothergoosemous @NoPasaNada Me too. But you'd better not say anything against Fat Tire.
mothergoosemous @gwenbell Sorry I didn't make it this morning - it was a three-child fire drill around here. Rain check, please?
mothergoosemous @AdInBabywearing I'm still trying to wrap my head around your voluntary and enthusiastic consumption of that vile weed.
mothergoosemous Too early - way-ay-ay too early - to have been up for two hours already.