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  1. Tweeting because it's 3am. Proof that I'm awake, feeding a small human.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @wiseacre baconabout 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to wiseacre
  3. "Having to search for and find news in search engines is so 2008." http://droplr.com/26X6Fabout 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @socialpipeline HA! I highly doubt that.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to socialpipeline
  5. I heard Snow Leopard 10.6.2 also fixes clients bad taste. A must-get upgrade.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @beep Sounds like the only way to cap a day like that off is with a killer session of underwater basket weaving.3:29 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to beep
  7. @ryanirelan What's the word? You gonna renew? I would love to use their Push tech, but don't think it's worth the cost...2:43 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to ryanirelan
  8. @snookca Congrats!10:58 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to snookca
  9. It's so nice to be inside a clean PSD. Designers, take note.9:27 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  10. @dewalker I had that ACL recorded, but it was making my ears bleed, so I shut it off and dialed up some Taylor Swift. #taylorswiftFTW6:48 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to dewalker
  11. @nopattern haha! U are a wise wise man. I will never doubt u again!4:38 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to nopattern
  12. @nopattern chuck!! What have u done?!? J/K I'm up by 40 right now! Good call on Moats.2:38 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to nopattern
  13. ProTip: You don't realize you've eat the entire box of brownies if you space it out over two days. #winwin9:04 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  14. Thanks to @nopattern things are going to change in my FF league.3:51 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  15. @nopattern How much would it cost me to get you to turn my loser FF team into a bunch of winners?1:44 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to nopattern
  16. Left over Round Table Pizza is the equivalent of thousand dollar bills falling from the sky. It's that good people.12:05 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. Jay-Z hops on stage with U2. http://droplr.com/22Yex9:21 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. @adamjspooner Nice buy. I have it as well. Now, let me have a copy of your DB :D9:11 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to adamjspooner
  19. @aaronmentele Yup. Just trimmed up Rosie's winter coat. Sold it to cover the cost of transportation.3:00 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to aaronmentele
  20. I was thinking about inventing this very thing the other day. Google took care of it for me. I'm cool with that. http://droplr.com/22e6k3:00 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie