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  1. Now I'm headed to the airport for a day of traveling solo with the badger. Praying for no cavity searches. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Also: my YouTube Kiddy Friendly Recommendation of the day is: http://www.thebadmomsclub.com/2009/12/jacks-jig-is-gabba-worthy.html about 2 hours ago from web
  3. Seriously this one made me sweat RT @aiminglow New Blog Post Look Ma: I'm Watch List Worthy! http://tinyurl.com/ygd4u7l about 2 hours ago from web
  4. @FADKOG Now I want to rewatch my favourite 90210s when Kelly joins a cult and has that wicked coke problem. Sigh. Those were the days. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to FADKOG
  5. @FADKOG But you know loving Dylan McKay is like loving Jack Bauer, right? You will get blown up in a botched mob/terrorist hit. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to FADKOG
  6. My 1st Xmas tweet RT @CynicalDad: Have u heard the Killers' new Xmas song? Video is chock full of Luke Perry goodness: http://bit.ly/7zEajq about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @TheCaffeinatrix Um... it's a .... well... um... one question: Does the white one with red & blue spin? about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TheCaffeinatrix
  8. What do you think? RT @thebadmomsclub: Bad Moms Wanna Know: Should Our Girls Shake Their Groove Thangs?: http://bit.ly/7qLjVT about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. RT @herbadmother: Do you like bad moms? Vote for them! A vote for bad is a vote for the new good (via @thebadmomsclub): http://bit.ly/7HKhnl about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @Neilochka Why? It makes the winters more tolerable (also see: Sweden and Norway) about 22 hours ago from web in reply to Neilochka
  11. @earnestgirl Sounds awesome - emailing you now. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to earnestgirl
  12. @earnestgirl Thank you for that book reco, perhaps that will be my first @thebadmomsclub book review (as long as G doesn't get any ideas) about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to earnestgirl
  13. My 4yo ask me if I was an "adult toy". I... um... wow... No I'm not... Well I guess it depends on who you ask. #wheredoesshegetthisstuff? 6:02 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  14. ALL THE TIME RT @thebadmomsclub: Made For Covering A Bad Mom's Tracks: How many times have u been busted by your kid.. http://bit.ly/8rgWCq 6:00 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  15. @Maria0305 not surprised smart lady -- congratulations! 6:31 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to Maria0305
  16. @greyplanet so I don't sound sexy? I guess when you read my tweets the first word that comes to mind isn't sexy. Unless sexy means insane. 4:54 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to greyplanet
  17. @AngellaD Mine was from a girl too . Perhaps she doesn't quite understand the concept of a "dating website"? All I can say is: DELETE 4:39 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to AngellaD
  18. @looneytunes I know, I know, it's the lure of the pink fur. *sigh* #wtf 4:38 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to looneytunes
  19. Ok- so I just got an email from someone claiming they found my email on a dating site & they thought I sounded sexy & want to hook up. #wtf? 4:31 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  20. @blondemomblog Which begs the question: how does one get a mammoth into a tutu? 4:05 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to blondemomblog