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  1. The Blind Side!Finally,someone had the courage to release a movie about a rich sassy whiteperson helping anunderprivilileged black person! about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @boburnham illmatic = one of the best of all time. Also you and I = the two best of all time. about 18 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. Im Freezing. Anybody who says they"need seasons"is trying to convince themselves that bum killing weather is fun. Everyone move to LA. about 23 hours ago from web
  4. Oh my god guess who Tiger Woods is fucking now? Lady Gaga. They havin' a baby named Liger Gagoods. 2:27 AM Dec 5th from web
  5. overheard on the street today: "Them? Them some lady gangsters." Yes them are. Them sure are. less 7:29 PM Dec 4th from web
  6. overheard on the street today: Them? Them some lady gangsters. Yes them are. Them sure are. 7:29 PM Dec 4th from web
  7. @brendonwalsh I mean Ive had many many penises in my asshole but never really enjoyed it 2:16 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to brendonwalsh
  8. @wkamaubell Im startting to think im moving from "Playful with the confines of masculinity" to "pathetic closet case" in my friends minds. 2:01 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to wkamaubell
  9. A question from a comic tonight after I got off stage: Wait, so you're not gay now? NOW? Im pretty sure I never was. 1:52 AM Dec 3rd from web
  10. My review of #The Road for heeb magazine. - The Apocalypse Is Scary! http://bit.ly/8Im0J7 11:00 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  11. is now avaliable on ondemand. Live at Gotham Ep. 4. 2:00 PM Nov 30th from web
  12. @hasanminhaj don't be mAd cuz I'm Indian-'er than you 1:06 AM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  13. Apparently @hasanminhaj didn't think my slurpee joke was funny. Can anyone pick me up on the side of the road on I5? 11:16 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  14. I'm riding back to la with Hasan Minhaj Indian comic extrodinare. He bought a slurpee. It made me feel like I should buy a bagel. 9:51 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  15. @SethMaser dude! Thanks. 9:05 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  16. No shorts to be found! is going for a run in my friends boxershorts: a. Nasty, B. A sexual offense, C. An admirable comittment to fitness? 2:28 PM Nov 29th from web
  17. WatchingThe movie The Road was as unpleasant as actually having been in the story But I bet the real apocolypse will be less boring& cheesy 12:56 PM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  18. What's good y'all?!??! Happy muthufuckin black Friday! Y'all finna shop?!? Hell muthafuckin yeah. Black friday. 10:18 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  19. I may vomit up pure stuffing. 11:24 PM Nov 26th from web
  20. @misselke turkeypower! 3:04 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to misselke