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  1. @chsrdn I bet you're right. Fire up the greasy time machine. 7:07 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to chsrdn
  2. anyone know where i can get the very best tuna melt in austin? 2:45 PM Dec 9th from web
  3. @davatron5000 like my husband. 9:55 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to davatron5000
  4. @jdhtwo try baiting your traps with peanut butter. 8:46 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to jdhtwo
  5. salt lick food coma. 8:16 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. I kinda miss my pre-northeast living central Texas weather enthusiasm. Enjoy Snowpocalypse 2009 for me, will you? 9:37 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  7. Preheating the bed -- one of my favorite uses for dogs and babies. 8:24 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  8. @chsrdn i can just have bea teach her the song "applesauce is coming to town". 4:31 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to chsrdn
  9. i could really go for one of my dad's famous leftover turkey sandwiches. 7:22 PM Nov 28th from web
  10. I am thankful for my husband, who took me as his wife four years ago today. 10:15 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  11. Dear America, it is not Christmas until AFTER THANKSGIVING. 6:43 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. city has been here all day digging roots out of the sewer line. i am panicked about losing my giant magnolia. :( trees or toilets? 2:27 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. morning smoothie. more like morning lumpy. 6:30 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Bea thinks any flat round food is a cookie. I'm comfortable with this level of parenting deception. 7:26 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. The toy section at Borders is larger than the children's book section. Sigh. 11:40 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  16. 5yo boy at playground explaining explosions to bea and claiming he is made of "fire, metal, and rocks." Bea seems impressed. 11:24 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  17. McDonald's billboard: "Beef in the heart of Texas." At least they're being honest. 10:25 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  18. @chsrdn those couches make me cry. 11:26 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to chsrdn
  19. Date with a pot roast. 6:29 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  20. My child eats eggs!! A food not made of noodles or boobs! 7:19 AM Nov 6th from web