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  1. Tonight Show! Comedian Steve White // 6:30 / 9:00 / 11:30 PM // http://mortyscomedy.com 8:49 AM Oct 23rd from HootSuite
  2. Wake Up! Join us @ Morty’s Tonight! We have a Great Show, “Jazz and Jokes with Rahn Ramey” @ 7pm http://mortyscomedy.com 3:03 PM Oct 15th from HootSuite
  3. Laugh Lately? Join us @ Morty’s Tonight! We have a Great Show, “Jazz and Jokes with Rahn Ramey” @ 7pm http://mortyscomedy.com 1:06 PM Oct 15th from HootSuite
  4. Need a Good Laugh? Join us @ Morty’s Tonight! We have a Great Show, “Jazz and Jokes with Rahn Ramey” @ 7pm http://mortyscomedy.com 7:42 AM Oct 15th from HootSuite
  5. Now Showing! Ms. Pat's "Bust-A-Gut" Comedy Show Wed Oct 7, 2009 8:00 PM http://www.mortyscomedy.com/pg/profile/patriciawilliams 7:26 AM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  6. Morty’s Comedy has a New Website!!! Incredible Yes!!!, we built the first ever “Comic Social Network”! http://www.mortyscomedy.com 5:39 PM Oct 1st from HootSuite
  7. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? 9:50 AM Sep 30th from HootSuite
  8. Q. What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50? A. A Senator. 9:45 AM Sep 29th from HootSuite
  9. Q. Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep? A. Because deep down, they are really good guys. 9:45 AM Sep 28th from HootSuite
  10. Q. Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players? A. It saves time in the long run 9:45 AM Sep 27th from HootSuite
  11. Q. Why are hurricanes named after women? A. They're wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave 9:45 AM Sep 26th from HootSuite
  12. Q. What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A. A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball 9:45 AM Sep 25th from HootSuite
  13. Q. what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12 9:45 AM Sep 24th from HootSuite
  14. Q. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. 9:45 AM Sep 23rd from HootSuite
  15. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. 9:40 AM Sep 22nd from HootSuite
  16. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. 9:40 AM Sep 21st from HootSuite
  17. Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck. 9:40 AM Sep 20th from HootSuite
  18. Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you. 9:40 AM Sep 19th from HootSuite
  19. Q. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t? A. A navel. 9:40 AM Sep 18th from HootSuite
  20. Recession 101: Chill (Hysteria leads to Recessions) 10:20 AM Sep 17th from HootSuite