mortimerlang
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Sexy stormtroopers:
4:37 AM Sep 30th
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Speaking of which, I'm heading back to Melbourne for the weekend! (YAY!)
4:35 AM Sep 30th
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WHOA! earthquake in singapore! (well, tremors at least...) Maybe my parents will decide to move back to Melbourne?
4:35 AM Sep 30th
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Can you believe that SINGAPORE was featured in GLEE! Man, I'm so damn excited I could pee.
9:13 AM Sep 24th
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apart from that, it's just bad weather. which is bad for construction. baddddd....
1:51 AM Sep 21st
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stealing a page off "Glee", I announced today that an external stakeholder was so full of shit he could teach my bowels new moves.....
1:50 AM Sep 21st
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I've decided this is my karma coming to bite me in the arse for being mean to my architect on monday. I shall have to be nice tomorrow.
6:45 AM Sep 11th
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to think the part I was singing to was "you looooook sooo dummmmb rrrriiiight nowwwwwww".
6:44 AM Sep 11th
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AND I BROKE A BATTEN. AAAARRRRGHHHHHHH. (I must be fatter than I think I am...)
6:44 AM Sep 11th
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feeling really stupid at the moment.... was watching the second episode of glee, and ended up prancing and jumping around the bed
6:43 AM Sep 11th
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here goes another round of excruciating come-ons and chat-ups by the geriatrics in this place. i'm going on leave tomorrow (HURRAY!)
12:23 AM Sep 8th
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brunettily-blond-ish bombshell temp that was arounda fortnight ago is back working with us for another week. sitting in the next cubicle
12:22 AM Sep 8th
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my colleagues are, understandably, NOT impressed.
12:21 AM Sep 8th
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the singaporeans who read this will get it: you can get durian breath from eating achar and drinking deep spring's "mango and guava island"
12:21 AM Sep 8th
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am practising the strange arts of project management today without much success. shall attempt to squeeze blood from stone next.
9:14 PM Sep 7th
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i have serious doubts about the people that they've populated the 5th and 6th floor with... i think they're wasting my tax money.
2:18 AM Sep 7th
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some folks just never learn.......
7:14 AM Sep 6th
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still, i reckon i haven't seen the last of a darkly burnt hot dog drenched with the constant winning formula of ketchup against mustard.
7:13 AM Sep 6th
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a call that was like a mother of all calls drumming itself incessantly against my insides, drawing from me moan after moan of grief. regret
7:12 AM Sep 6th
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heavily regret supporting the charity sausage sizzle over at my local bunnings - ended up diligently answering the call of nature
7:11 AM Sep 6th
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- Name Mortimer Lang
- Location Tehran, Iran
- Web http://terroirbyt...
- Bio wishes for a parliament of drag queens
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