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@GazzaH: "Janis Joplin - Piece Of My Heart" ♫ http://blip.fm/~9q30babout 5 hours ago from Blip.fm
@pinkelephantpun thanks... now my mind is filled with the old helen keller jokes....about 6 hours ago from web in reply to pinkelephantpun
@bygbaby congratulations!!!!!!!about 6 hours ago from web in reply to bygbaby
stupid twitter....... its past my bedtime.... good night!!!!!!about 6 hours ago from web
@BearTwinsMom my sister-in-law wanted the ice ice baby!!! :} WORD!!!about 6 hours ago from web in reply to BearTwinsMom
Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby .. word to your moms ♫ http://blip.fm/~9q148about 6 hours ago from Blip.fm
http://www.yahoo.com/s/1097741 this was smart....... just watch the little increase in unemployment too.about 6 hours ago from web
Hooray, my bitch is pregnant!!!!! ............................ thats right, my female dachsund is going to have puppies!!! :}about 7 hours ago from web
followfriday @soul_lathe , @conservativela , @optimus_inc , @mikepfs , @manlysrepublicabout 7 hours ago from web
@missbetty5 cool.... I was going to start using that method if it worked :} call 911 for a ride home.. sweet :}about 7 hours ago from web in reply to missbetty5
@missbetty5 cops give people rides where your from? what about cabs?about 8 hours ago from web in reply to missbetty5
@Optimus_Inc HA!!!!about 8 hours ago from web in reply to Optimus_Inc
RT @TheRationalMan I think we need the gong show for congress. When they try to pass a bad bill we can strike the gong.about 8 hours ago from web
RT @superfan99RT @IBDeditorials Obama's inconvenient campaign promise. http://bit.ly/yfbxE #tcotabout 8 hours ago from web
@ConservativeLA Potus wants Hondurus to change its rules..... ergo, international precedent #obamasucksassabout 8 hours ago from web in reply to ConservativeLA
@ubertoasto_o maybe they like lynerd skynerdabout 8 hours ago from web in reply to ubertoasto_o
I have no problem with people having a problem w/ the flag being flown upside down, but authorities cannot seize it. #nofreedomsabout 8 hours ago from web
http://tinyurl.com/mgtzvt we cant say shit when some coward burns the flag... but lets seize one flown legally.this is still America right?about 8 hours ago from web
if you remember, the tickets to the democratic convention had an upside down flag.. and nobody had them seizedabout 8 hours ago from web
@Mattjsrules its not wrong.. according to the flag code it is simply a sign of distress... not disrespect.. and protected under 1st amendabout 8 hours ago from web in reply to Mattjsrules

Name mortimas
Location Kansas City, Missouri
Web http://mortimas.com
Bio dumb blogger, owner of many many many different types of guns, conservative, kung-fu master,republican/libertarian (not decided) online love doctor,smoker

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