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  1. Am I the only one who gets annoyed by Beyonce singing "Diamonds are a girls best fwend" on that perfume advert? She definately says Fwend. about 15 hours ago from web
  2. @shib88 Where abouts in London you gunna be living then? 12:23 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to shib88
  3. Best use of collective knowledge ever. It guessed Harold Bishop and Dr Zoidberg first try! http://us.akinator.com/# 8:12 AM Dec 9th from web
  4. Flat hunting makes my head hurt 5:45 AM Dec 9th from web
  5. @shib88 Ha ha, looking good... You manage to get a place in the end then? 6:16 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to shib88
  6. Searching for a place in London. What's the legitimate to con-rapist ratio on Gumtree? 5:59 AM Dec 8th from web
  7. @Will_Humphrey Not just a good defender, but a good midfielder, striker and goalkeeper. Never seen him physio, but I bet he's awsome at it 4:25 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to Will_Humphrey
  8. @FamousRob Look no further than 'North Fest'. Or if you must look further, 'Northern Hootenanny'. 4:43 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to FamousRob
  9. @johndelacruz No, he was just walking around by himself asking strangers to name a kind of fruit. 3:48 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to johndelacruz
  10. No, he was just walking around by himself asking strangers to name a kind of fruit. 3:48 AM Dec 7th from web
  11. Just saw a man that looked the spitting image of a young Les Dennis. Lucky, lucky man. 3:22 AM Dec 7th from web
  12. MJ week aye? I'm hoping for 4 consecutive renditions of Earth Song 10:37 AM Dec 5th from web
  13. wearing a cardigan that laughs in the face of symmetry 7:52 AM Dec 4th from mobile web
  14. on the train to london. Sunny! 4:27 AM Dec 4th from mobile web
  15. I blogged about being second rate twittizens. It looked like this: http://morts-n-all.blogspot.com/ 8:32 AM Dec 3rd from web
  16. Going down to that London tomorrow. Feel free to wave, or point, or throw things 6:43 AM Dec 3rd from web
  17. @AndrewH Your tweets are always so cryptic. Like a mystery wrapped in an enigma... wrapped in an ironic t-shirt. 6:02 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to AndrewH
  18. I was going to make an "I've got *Blank* on speed dial" joke, but I guess speed dial is old hat these days... 8:02 AM Dec 2nd from web
  19. A woman waiting for the bus looked like she was drowning in her own neck fat. Nice. 6:38 AM Dec 2nd from web
  20. @serafinowicz Litmus Paper 3:32 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to serafinowicz