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Oh for the love of god, someone turn the Comment section off under the Guardian Cartoons! Or I might have to start buying the paper edition.12:41 PM Dec 22ndfrom web
I must be good at instilling aspiration in my children... My son just said: "Why do people want to go to space in rockets? I want a van."12:30 PM Dec 22ndfrom web
Asked my three year old what he thought mummy would like for Christmas. "Magic make-up"7:02 AM Dec 22ndfrom Tweetie
Gatwick and Luton shut down because of ice and snow. And what have we got? Rain, rain, 10 min of snow falling mockingly, then more rain...11:33 AM Dec 21stfrom Tweetie
Things must be tough in the theatre business. Just ordered some tickets over the phone and the lady finished with "God Bless you, sir"9:13 AM Dec 21stfrom web
All those reports of chaotic snow scenes and we've barely had a drizzle! Bitter!2:52 AM Dec 18thfrom Tweetie
RT @BeauBodOr: Hmmm.. BBC & all the trimmings £142.50 p.a. or £249 for Daily Mail 6 days a week + 1 MOS for a year? Decisions, decisions....1:46 AM Dec 18thfrom Tweetie