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  1. Missed Upsilon Thursday night. What a dreary life we live sometimes.
  2. @SomedayAmanda Which faultline is it though? I can't find it on their stinking website.
  3. @SomedayAmanda Indeed! News people are recording anywhere from a 4.7 to a 5.0. And we are almost right above the center!
  4. Earthquake!
  5. Just yelled at the President on facebook. How ineffective.
  6. Jason and I just made out like bandits at the grocery store.
  7. @slackmistress I really want that.. whatever that is.. for my next trip to Burning Man. Or just for pajamas.
  8. Spent last night watching Donatella projectile vomit un-digested kibble from the last two days.
  9. @KFUCKINGP Oh I do, Kenny. Oh do I ever.
  10. @SomedayAmanda Late pass on my part but that horse is absolutely lovely.
  11. @xopchipili They told me it was completely up to me but I will probably just tell them to have at it. This could be bad.
  12. Saturday I'm hair modeling for some TV show. I don't know what to do with my hurrr.
  13. @xopchipili I <3 you. And we will get squared away :)
  14. I am now my own charity! (not really) Donate to me via paypal!
  15. I'm really worried I'm going to lose my truck now. Oh, god. Why can't I get in really big accident and get a settlement.
  16. @sfstagewalker God ain't got nothin' on me these days.
  17. @SomedayAmanda I do! And I've missed you! Email me er AIM er sthng and I'll fill you in. My phone's disconnected.
  18. @xopchipili I'm just now getting my head straightened out from this weekend. If you catch me on AIM I'll explain more
  19. Not only did we get rear-ended on our way home, the dog knocked down our sliding glass door.
  20. @xopchipili <3 returned. Please lend me some sanity.