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Missed Upsilon Thursday night. What a dreary life we live sometimes. 8:33 PM Jun 6th from web
@SomedayAmanda Which faultline is it though? I can't find it on their stinking website. 10:10 PM May 17th from web in reply to SomedayAmanda
@SomedayAmanda Indeed! News people are recording anywhere from a 4.7 to a 5.0. And we are almost right above the center! 9:52 PM May 17th from web in reply to SomedayAmanda
Earthquake! 8:55 PM May 17th from web
Just yelled at the President on facebook. How ineffective. 1:11 PM May 1st from web
Jason and I just made out like bandits at the grocery store. 2:45 PM Apr 29th from web
@slackmistress I really want that.. whatever that is.. for my next trip to Burning Man. Or just for pajamas. 2:45 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to slackmistress
Spent last night watching Donatella projectile vomit un-digested kibble from the last two days. 12:54 PM Apr 29th from web
@KFUCKINGP Oh I do, Kenny. Oh do I ever. 1:54 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to KFUCKINGP
@SomedayAmanda Late pass on my part but that horse is absolutely lovely. 5:34 PM Apr 23rd from web in reply to SomedayAmanda
@xopchipili They told me it was completely up to me but I will probably just tell them to have at it. This could be bad. 5:10 PM Apr 23rd from web in reply to xopchipili
Saturday I'm hair modeling for some TV show. I don't know what to do with my hurrr. 3:18 PM Apr 23rd from web
@xopchipili I <3 you. And we will get squared away :) 3:22 PM Apr 18th from web in reply to xopchipili
I am now my own charity! (not really) Donate to me via paypal! 12:41 PM Apr 18th from web
I'm really worried I'm going to lose my truck now. Oh, god. Why can't I get in really big accident and get a settlement. 11:19 AM Apr 18th from web
@sfstagewalker God ain't got nothin' on me these days. 2:25 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to sfstagewalker
@SomedayAmanda I do! And I've missed you! Email me er AIM er sthng and I'll fill you in. My phone's disconnected. 2:24 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to SomedayAmanda
@xopchipili I'm just now getting my head straightened out from this weekend. If you catch me on AIM I'll explain more 2:23 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to xopchipili
Not only did we get rear-ended on our way home, the dog knocked down our sliding glass door. 9:10 PM Apr 11th from web
@xopchipili <3 returned. Please lend me some sanity. 9:10 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to xopchipili