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  1. "The liver is floating, and it shouldn't do that" - part of the necropsy report on the crocodile.
  2. Frozen, bisected, teeny tiny crocodile. Can we have more cross-sections in museums please? Use Gunther von Hagens' powers for good, people!
  3. Glad I've finished eating and that spinach and ricotta pasta didn't feature because that's exactly what the croc's gut contents looked like.
  4. Who knew secateurs were good dissection tools?
  5. Galloping crocodile is one of the most hilarious sights ever (unless you happen to be croc food).
  6. @RyansGarden Mua-ha-ha-haaa!
  7. @RyansGarden You'll need to watch it on 4OD. They've mentioned dinosaurs at least three times before the first advert break!
  8. Woo - go Greg Erickson! And look at those jaw muscles. Huge ones to shut the mouth, teeny ones to open it.
  9. Wow. It's a Nile crocodile.
  10. Hope you're all ready to watch the croc dissection on Channel 4 - this is going to kick ass.
  11. @RyansGarden After a very large glass of merlot I think I'm Tipsy.
  12. Any quick ways of taking the green bits off a whole punnet of strawberries? Jeez, I don't even know what the green bits are called!!
  13. Oh dear, RVC are really getting humped by Manchester Uni...
  14. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to water the garden I go...
  15. @JamesASinclair You're probably going to have to upload the picture again. Or get used to looking a bit bilious.
  16. @Arcadia1 Re dead pigeons - country-mouse friend of mine thinks it might have been rat poison. Speaks volumes that foxes left well alone.
  17. Cats are manipulative: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/... - what do you have to say about that @FluffyTheCat?
  18. In Local Hero in Kingston wishing we had more independent coffee shops. Best is still Blue State Coffee in Providence RI.
  19. Mmm, decomp-tastic. At least smell has been buried now. Shouldn't smell after a couple of weeks - older pigeon is pretty dessicated.
  20. Hell yeah! RT: @cdarwin: Formerly The American Continet must have swarmed with great monsters