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  1. MON. 12/28 DAILY DUMBASS: Don't laser the eyes of pilots of police helicopters - http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/Flash.aspx/177303 about 21 hours ago from web
  2. WED. 12/23 DAILY DUMBASS: Why 11-year-olds shouldn't drive - http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11713051 7:08 AM Dec 23rd from web
  3. FRI. 12/18 DAILY DUMBASS: Arizona teacher a "boob" for taking choral students to Hooters - http://usat.me?37058600 5:49 AM Dec 18th from web
  4. THU. 12/17 DAILY DUMBASS: Turn off your "flashers." - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/16/traffic_incident/ 7:09 AM Dec 17th from web
  5. THU. 12/10 DAILY DUBASS: http://www.krem.com/news/local/Scene-right-out-of-A-Christmas-Story-girls-tongue-freeze-to-a-pole-78737017.html 7:23 AM Dec 10th from web
  6. WED. 12/9 DAILY DUMBASS: Naked on PCP - http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2009/12/12gauge-vampire-repellent.html 7:18 AM Dec 10th from web
  7. TUE. 12/9 DAILY DUMBASS: BOOBS! - http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/dec/05/fort-pierce-woman-accused-of-indecent-exposure/?partner=popular 7:16 AM Dec 8th from web
  8. THU. 12/3 DAILY DUMBASS: Turn OFF the camera - http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/watch/?watch=7e10b1e4-a058-42ed-8bcb-c3f99aff23d8&src=front 7:13 AM Dec 3rd from web
  9. WED. 12/2 DAILY DUMBASS: I'll take this ambulance! - http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091201/NEWS/911309974 7:15 AM Dec 2nd from web
  10. TUE. 12/1 DAILY DUMBASS: Do not handle dummy! - http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091130/NEWS/911300310/-1/NEWS11 6:59 AM Dec 1st from web
  11. FRI. 11/27 DAILY DUMBASS: Robber cries and leaves - http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-crying-bank-robber,0,2835574.story?track=rss 6:57 AM Nov 27th from web
  12. It would seem appropriate to have "Simple Survival" by Mushroomhead be the theme song for today. 4:42 AM Nov 27th from web
  13. WED. 11/25 DAILY DUMBASS: Burglar gets stuck in vent - http://bit.ly/4p7Dsi 7:15 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. TUE. 11/24 DAILY DUMBASS: Man Believes FBI Has Mind-Reading Device - http://bit.ly/89FLpL 6:46 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. @JeremyBorash http://twitpic.com/qdch9 - Mick Foley getting another cheap "pop" for a different reason. 5:50 AM Nov 24th from TwitPic
  16. On my work this morning, I was able to tune into 770 WABC from New York City. I thought that was pretty cool, seeing as that I am in Iowa. 5:43 AM Nov 24th from web
  17. THU. 11/12 DAILY DUMBASS: Pizza guy leaves car running. It is stolen - http://bit.ly/1Kp26Y 7:05 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. THU. 11/5 DAILY DUMBASS: St. Paul bank robber can forget about tee times for a while - http://bit.ly/7Ttdn 7:21 AM Nov 5th from web
  19. Just helped 4 UNSIGNED bands land shows in Cedar Rapids. Congrats to Austin Taft Soundtrack, Marcato, Lost Nation, Agony Of Defeat 6:47 AM Nov 5th from web
  20. WED. 11/4 DAILY DUMBASS: Man stabs himself so he doesn't have to go to work - http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21509945/detail.html 7:17 AM Nov 4th from web