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  1. @alexgorbachev Nope, good old fashioned insanity...
  2. Oh, and 0.009% of those updates are actually changing data to different values (ie not "set a=a+0"). Ahh, Java apps....
  3. So I am looking at 2500 commits/s (parallel), to go with 2500 single row updates/s. log file sync anyone?
  4. What kind of crazy commit rates are people seeing out there these days and which issues are observed? Pls retweet.
  5. In Kingston shopping. I've gone from zero to 100 Xmas songs heard in just a couple of hours...
  6. Finally uploaded my presentations for #ukoug_tebs. Last talk at 12:35 - The Oracle Wait Interface Is Useless, Hall 5 - see you there!
  7. @alexgorbachev: Arnie once said in a bad movie: "Don't drink and bake", maybe it should now be "Don't drink and tweet"?
  8. And I will be at Meet the Speaker at 1800, not 1830 :) #ukoug_tebs
  9. It's time for beer and sausage at the German Christmas Market in Brum! #ukoug_tebs
  10. I will be at the Meet the Speaker event at 1830 #ukoug_tebs
  11. Driving up to #ukoug_tebs. My first presentation, Virtual Insanity, is in Hall 1 at 11:55. Be there or be square :)
  12. How does a script that monitors oracle waits, OS waits, and execution times for a session sound? It's called "WTF Genesis"...
  13. @TanelPoder : it's about time you dumped Windows! Enjoy!
  14. Part One of my joint writing project with Tanel Poder, "The Oracle Wait Interface is Useless," now on my blog: http://tinyurl.com/yk72mxx
  15. I'm enjoying looking at Systemtap and Frysk. Finally, good tools for Linux!
  16. Cranking out my VMware presentation for UKOUG. A few surprises (for me) in the process.
  17. @alexgorbachev Sorry man, I'm a major skeptic on this stuff!
  18. Let me extend: UCS: why? 10GbE good, but FC is dead... :) RT @alexgorbachev: UCS? RT @morlej: Cisco x86 servers: Why?
  19. Cisco x86 servers: Why?
  20. New announcement on my blog, a bit of fun: http://bit.ly/tMSwA