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  1. My friends still have kids' tables at their Thanksgiving dinners, but now it's their kids. Just put me in the nursing home already, doc.
  2. @Jbfshn if you cheat on your wife really aren't you only cheating yourself?
  3. According to my newly-returned passport I am now a Tier 1 Migrant. If this is anything like Freemasonry I only have 32 tiers to go.
  4. Hot chocolate should not taste like fish sauce
  5. Anyone up for Vivian Girls @ Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen. 26-Jan? http://l.songkick.com/4O3
  6. @GeorgeBevis are you baiting me?
  7. Proof that people will do anything to stay occupied at all times — as seen being read on the tube: http://bit.ly/2x1p0e
  8. Going to Royksopp @ O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Nov 5: http://l.songkick.com/2X5
  9. I had a dream where Radio Raheem from Do the Right Thing was so named because he was a radiologist
  10. I have basically arrived at a "2 + 2 = 5" stalemate with BT. We clearly inhabit different realities.
  11. I'm going to Jay Reatard @ Underworld! http://l.songkick.com/287
  12. @jaked1 indeed I saw many of those in Holland recently. It goes well with baby scarfs and ruddy cheeks.
  13. @jaked1 have you begun Easley's biking regimen already?
  14. @gottino a real one? Wow, nice. Ours are knock-offs.
  15. @gottino ha... just the table, and it's really nice. Chairs are original ersatz Aerons from a few months ago.
  16. I think what Bill Withers meant to say was "Before I make love to your body / I wanna make non-penetrative, figurative love to your mind"
  17. The indexterity of my cold hands this morning is making typing a trial. Needlepoint superstardom is well out of the question.
  18. If you work for BT, let me know and I'll give you a cookie tomorrow! Then I'll delay delivery by several weeks. And again, until I break you
  19. Having a responsive and considerate landlord feels so unnatural
  20. I'm going to Sky Larkin @ Cargo! http://l.songkick.com/1t9