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  1. Doing an all day drains up with finance and controlling. First understand the size of the problem. Then kill yourself.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Dawn French is twice the woman she used to be. Jeez.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. god damn it. Is a bottle of wine a night a bad thing.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @jontracey Because water looks crap in black.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jontracey
  5. @andrewcardwell Looks better on the 360 :Pabout 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to andrewcardwell
  6. Now watching Trainspotting on Blu Ray. Best film, ever, bar none.1:40 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  7. Watching the mummy tomb of the dragon King with the kids. Assumed it would be terrible but it's surprisingly fun.1:24 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  8. Booked tickets to Priscilla in July :) Last time I saw Jason D on stage, twas the funniest show I've ever seen :)10:31 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  9. Georgeous on sea. http://bit.ly/O8asG http://yfrog.com/0mb12lj7:15 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  10. Gone to wells on the sea. Hot, sticky and packed with a mixture of norfolkonians and northerners holidaying. The inbred and the inept.4:28 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  11. @andrewcardwell Nah, you're twice the man he is. guffaw.1:46 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to andrewcardwell
  12. What can go wrong when someone who has English as a second language writes the punch line for a product... http://yfrog.com/5axnrfj1:31 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  13. @angrr After the week i've had, unemployment seems quite attractive mate - be careful what you wish for!1:15 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to angrr
  14. @gsx750fw Git.12:46 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gsx750fw
  15. Why do companies always evolve into 500 'experts' and 5 people who can actually get anything done.1:14 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  16. Sigh. 7am train. TFIF. On the other hand, heading down to Wimbledon later for some pimms and charismatic scotchman.11:42 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  17. @jontracey Now. Just imagine it was @andrewcardwell. Therapy complete.12:38 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to jontracey
  18. @danclyon eat beans mixed with real ale.9:38 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to danclyon
  19. @TobyMadgwick oi. Ssssshhhhh.5:02 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to TobyMadgwick
  20. I bet murray is glad he has Gordon 'disfunctional' Brown stood behind him. A real 'winner'.3:50 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie