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5 min hold with dominos, then "ma'am, our system is down." me: "sooo, you can't make pizza?" her: "no. click." stellar customer service.about 7 hours agofrom TwitterFox
i'm trying to train the cat to start going to the bathroom outside. so far, she's destroyed the weather stripping on one door to get back inabout 8 hours agofrom TwitterFox
I'm sick and want to sleep but the fireworks + barking dogs will have none of that. What time are fireworks illegal again??about 20 hours agofrom TwitterFon
