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  1. i feel so bad for you and batgirl, @jonathangrubb, but OH.MY.GOD. i just almost choked to death giggling.
  2. @twatson and, presumably, taller
  3. congrats to papelbon i guess
  4. @stickel that depends if cola is in direct reference to a drink named after ones self. that is manly.
  5. @whelck do you buy airline tickets?
  6. on that note, i am currently taking applications for a sugar daddy
  7. i think #allpointswest tix just went out the door with the rental car for a bridal shower and a flight to sf in september. sigh.
  8. dang! apparently if i were a boy my twitter feed would be 32% hetero. i wonder what that means.
  9. @whelck liar. you are 71% using ass, the wings, newyork, brunch & rent. if you were a girl you'd only be 37%
  10. According to http://tinyurl.com/natxro I am 48% hetero, using words booth ass newyork parade & cheap (via @trammell who is 3% less than me)
  11. @willotoons i have the dodos album i can send it :)
  12. why did i think flights from seattle to sf were $98 roundtrip? when did it double?
  13. I finally broke down and paid for flickr.
  14. summary of my weekend in video form: http://bit.ly/sym7Y
  15. @Bickelman i want to hear about the new job dude.
  16. jonah hill is fucking hilarious on letterman right now
  17. http://twitpic.com/aahrh - Pippin is smiling to see me.
  18. RT @willotoons: Btw, I posted a mini LA wrap up post this morning: http://WilloToons.com/blog (LA recap)
  19. @stickel he got in a black car with his bodyguards
  20. I wish I knew who the guy on the fronts of the met is- smoking an cigar and acting like he's the mayor of museum town