morgan_murphy
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@ did your mom ask any questions about me???
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to Imaliwaller
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Video: oh, we have fun!
about 17 hours ago
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President Obama said the turkey he pardoned @ the White House was a "good looking bird"...AND THEN HE FUCKED IT!
9:27 AM Nov 25th
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@ wish I was in London for your run of humor shows. High five.
7:11 AM Nov 25th
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To make myself feel better, I like to assume that when I lose a follower, it's not because they didn't like me, it's because they died.
4:28 PM Nov 24th
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Video: my boss does a stellar Neil Young. check check it.
4:07 PM Nov 24th
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just want to remind everyone staying at a hotel this weekend, that between now and then, people are having sex in the bed you will sleep in.
11:54 AM Nov 24th
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coming to LA on friday to get discovered. i'm very excited to pay $300 more for a rental car than the online quote I was given.
7:57 AM Nov 24th
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couric!
6:35 AM Nov 24th
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Followed Chapelle at the comedy cellar. I did GREAT! (insert sarcasm)
11:41 PM Nov 23rd
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@ is a real advocate of health and safety.
3:03 PM Nov 23rd
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@ hey, @ is at an airport. Maybe she's getting on a plane? Ask her. Okay. Bye Bye.
8:05 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to jordanrubin
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Time flies when ur havin fun. It also flies when youre drinking to forget. Tomato. Tomato. (the 2nd tomato should be pronounced differently)
10:18 PM Nov 21st
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So happy for you! RT @: Felix Riddle, born at 10:48pm on November 21st 2009. Love you, Felix. Love you, Brittany. Love you, family.
10:11 PM Nov 21st
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The bagel place 1/2 block away took 1 1/2 hrs to deliver my food. But odering delivery from a place 1/2 block away says much more about me.
2:23 PM Nov 21st
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It was Meg Ryan's birthday yesterday. I tried to find a gift, but what do you get for the woman who had everything?
2:39 PM Nov 20th
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follow friday, ya'll. Friend and comedian @ is now on twitter. follow her, kiddos.
2:36 PM Nov 20th
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looking to do some good today? a small way to honor Ken Ober (a friend, a wonderful man, and a dog lover):
10:57 AM Nov 20th
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awkward elevator moment with @ this AM. he held the door, but I wasn't going to 6, I was going to 7! Hahaha.
8:11 AM Nov 20th
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@ haha your TO retweet was hilarious.
9:49 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to questlove
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- Name Morgan Murphy
- Location new york, ny
- Web http://anokaythin...
- Bio i write and say comedy. curl up on couches mostly.
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