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  1. My uncles drink shitty beer, which means another holiday of everyone looking awkwardly at each other as the waft of awful rot gut permeates.
  2. @HeyAlexandra Well, you're in the right state for one.
  3. @FischFace Done
  4. Playing poker online against someone whose avatar is Al Bundy throwing a football. How do I stand a chance?
  5. @joblocom Nice. Sticker bomb someone.
  6. @joblocom We always called it punchbuggy. Then said something really fast and said "no punch backs" at the end. then someone got called fag
  7. @JennaBusch One is for the dude, the other is for his dong!
  8. http://twitpic.com/q6bl4 - Team Jacob! Cuntz! BFFz 4evaz! TEE HEE LOLZ!
  9. Via @slashfilm VOTD: 100 Greatest Quotes from The Wire http://tinyurl.com/yl4mw8k @ericwalkuski "The fuck did I do?"
  10. Got a SPAM email from Pete Bogdonavich. Accidental SPAM or does he like my work?
  11. @pattorfe Change your email password broseph, getting some heavy duty spam from you
  12. Just saw an informative video on manners and the anti-manner perpetrator, Mr. Bungle.
  13. @madmovieman Good call. And I totally hated that.
  14. @madmovieman Yeah, I turned it off five minutes into it
  15. Last day to enter to win the 4 disc Blu-ray of UP! http://tinyurl.com/yk7ayod
  16. Glad the Bears can end the stupid Niners streak. @elguapo1
  17. The poker gods hate me tonight.
  18. Who knew the easiest way to get over the flu was over-the-counter "Flu B Gone"? Why didn't someone tell me five days ago?!?!
  19. @HeyAlexandra I saw it on Yahoo but I think Cinematical has it as well
  20. Liked the Clash of the Titans trailer. Hated the shitty "chugga chugga" stupid ass guitar riffs.