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  1. Ah, my sweet little plagiarizing students, you picked the wrong day to fuck with me. Not even J. Alfred Prufrock can save you now.
  2. @ShawnLA @laprimera @mposten Hell yeah, mopie has a posse! WOO! First the mean neighbor, then the world!
  3. @RebeckaSmith It was a very bizarre exchange. In the end, he offered to give me some plants. Then yelled at me again! It's funny NOW.
  4. And when I said we'd tell the landlord about our busted pipe, mean Russian neighbor replied, "OF COURSE! HE IS THE CAPITALIST PIG!"
  5. Mean man who lives next door just berated me for ten minutes about our yard. He has a point but did he really have to make me cry?
  6. @pippit Have a good trip! Meant to tell you I woke up with "Boogie Woogie Washerwoman" stuck in my head. Why?!?
  7. First plagiarist of the year caught by texting half a sentence to @ellisbell for her to Google. Bam! Roasted!
  8. Came home, un-paused the TiVo. Jennifer Hudson was heartbreaking, but what was up with the chipper lady behind her? Stop grinning, lady!
  9. The Target in my heavily African-American neighborhood is wierdly empty and everyone shopping here seems to be white. Just figured out why.
  10. I managed to keep up with #infsum while I was in L.A. this weekend. Don't tell anyone, but I am already tired of reading about tennis.
  11. Next, going to Cabo with my parents and both sisters. Thought we were staying at a crappy timeshare, but turns out to be a five-star resort!
  12. Setting up for Tiki shindig! This would go much more smoothly, I feel, if we busted out the margaritas from that fancy machine we rented.
  13. Decor for Tiki shindig going horribly, hilariously awry. Wall hanging looks like it's up backwards, and Tiki cups seem to be out for blood.
  14. @ellisbell This is why the dynamics are confusing! Pretty sure you are like the wind, though, since you are the one with the sexy pic.
  15. @ellisbell Obvs, because clearly, you lead me through moonlight, only to burn me with the sun. Am I just a fool to believe?
  16. Confused by the sexual dynamics of our writing group, @aych and I have a "She's Like The Wind" singalong. It clarifies nothing.
  17. Just held my bird up to a cage full of other parakeets. That was both hilarious and a terrible idea.
  18. I wish there was a radio station for birds. I would play it for my parakeet, who is in a tiny cage in my car on the way to get a beak trim.
  19. @shannonmbrown Okay, you win today's mom-off!
  20. I just had to book a plane ticket online for my mother because I "know how to move the computer" better than she does.