mopie
- Ah, my sweet little plagiarizing students, you picked the wrong day to fuck with me. Not even J. Alfred Prufrock can save you now.2:53 PM Jul 8th from txt
- @ShawnLA @laprimera @mposten Hell yeah, mopie has a posse! WOO! First the mean neighbor, then the world!11:49 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to ShawnLA
- @RebeckaSmith It was a very bizarre exchange. In the end, he offered to give me some plants. Then yelled at me again! It's funny NOW.11:46 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to RebeckaSmith
- And when I said we'd tell the landlord about our busted pipe, mean Russian neighbor replied, "OF COURSE! HE IS THE CAPITALIST PIG!"11:36 AM Jul 8th from web
- Mean man who lives next door just berated me for ten minutes about our yard. He has a point but did he really have to make me cry?10:09 AM Jul 8th from txt
- @pippit Have a good trip! Meant to tell you I woke up with "Boogie Woogie Washerwoman" stuck in my head. Why?!?6:11 PM Jul 7th from txt
- First plagiarist of the year caught by texting half a sentence to @ellisbell for her to Google. Bam! Roasted!6:01 PM Jul 7th from txt
- Came home, un-paused the TiVo. Jennifer Hudson was heartbreaking, but what was up with the chipper lady behind her? Stop grinning, lady!12:46 PM Jul 7th from web
- The Target in my heavily African-American neighborhood is wierdly empty and everyone shopping here seems to be white. Just figured out why.11:53 AM Jul 7th from txt
- I managed to keep up with #infsum while I was in L.A. this weekend. Don't tell anyone, but I am already tired of reading about tennis.3:05 PM Jul 6th from web
- Next, going to Cabo with my parents and both sisters. Thought we were staying at a crappy timeshare, but turns out to be a five-star resort!3:00 PM Jul 6th from web
- Setting up for Tiki shindig! This would go much more smoothly, I feel, if we busted out the margaritas from that fancy machine we rented.12:39 PM Jul 4th from txt
- Decor for Tiki shindig going horribly, hilariously awry. Wall hanging looks like it's up backwards, and Tiki cups seem to be out for blood.9:10 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- @ellisbell This is why the dynamics are confusing! Pretty sure you are like the wind, though, since you are the one with the sexy pic.10:33 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to ellisbell
- @ellisbell Obvs, because clearly, you lead me through moonlight, only to burn me with the sun. Am I just a fool to believe?10:22 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to ellisbell
- Confused by the sexual dynamics of our writing group, @aych and I have a "She's Like The Wind" singalong. It clarifies nothing.10:06 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Just held my bird up to a cage full of other parakeets. That was both hilarious and a terrible idea.2:29 PM Jul 2nd from txt
- I wish there was a radio station for birds. I would play it for my parakeet, who is in a tiny cage in my car on the way to get a beak trim.1:37 PM Jul 2nd from txt
- @shannonmbrown Okay, you win today's mom-off!12:55 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to shannonmbrown
- I just had to book a plane ticket online for my mother because I "know how to move the computer" better than she does.10:36 PM Jul 1st from web
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- Name mopie
- Location Berkeley
- Web http://www.bfdblo...
- Bio There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.
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